Tom

Tremendous

Whichever Man Utd assistant manager has to take Carrick out the back of Old Trafford and put him out of his misery:

First thing I saw when I opened reddit was this and I think you need to see it too.

your geography teacher trying to make conversation with the PE teacher #CelebrityTraitors

Why is it up to me to catch her?

Bryan Cranston pays tribute to RJ Mitte

Interesting choice for Miranda Hart to have come as Hitler in this episode. #traitors #celebritytraitors

Is there a Mr Arrested after installing flock cameras inside flocks CEO’s home for his ‘safety’?

"The league said the commission had found City used schemes “to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900m during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules”. £900 million.

The MoD discovering they have been dragged into a beef between doggers

Got to admire him for putting this out there. It could make the difference for a lot of blokes reluctant to report. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Saying 'I've got the secret' when someone asks if you've got the key

I'm speechless

Watching #Strictly. My daughter said Josh Widdicombe looks like a toddler who just had a pair of glasses strapped on and is seeing his mum for the first time.

I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing… 

Back in the limelight! - these boys have just been booked to play the Gillette Stadium, Massachusetts later this month. Thanks Ed.

Incredible contestants on next series of Celebrity Traitors! #thecelebritytraitors #celebritytraitors #thetraitors

This could be a lovely little house for someone www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...

The “Beats off” Chronicles day one hundred and twenty-four: Did… did nobody tell them?

Blue relaxing in the cafe. We need to find this lovely girl a foster/forever home. Please share. thejase.co.uk/adopt-blue/

I'm going to be writing a substack bit regularly on a Monday, covering the weekend results and any events of note in and around football. It's free so subscribe! This week, haircuts and incels. kellywelles101.substack.com/p/weekend-re...

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

How Boobie Feaster became one of the USC playmakers to watch at age 17

Aaaah man. Genuinely gutted 😢 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

VIGIL AUNTIES (Stolen from Facebook)

Players that should have played together Bryan Robson & Cameron Jerome

COYB

we went to a highly recommended pizza restaurant in Formia, Italy. the fact that the menu consisted of gorgeously made Italian pizzas with fresh local ingredients, and then also contained this monstrosity called a "pizza Americana" is S-tier trolling by the Italians

Just a disaster from every angle. Shame on Cambridge - the damage they have done to every black student in their care and who was thinking of applying to them. And, beyond that, to the academic credentials of black students more generally. Awful on all counts. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

RIP Kavinsky. The DRIVE (2011) title sequence (and prologue) is just one of the most magnetic and successful sequences in movie history and it's impossible to imagine any track other than "Nightcall" in it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc_z...

Members of Berlin's LGBTQ community and others voiced grief, anger and solidarity after a vehicle rammed into crowds at the city's annual Christopher Street Day Pride celebrations, killing one person and injuring more than a dozen.

Hi to all my Evertonian brethren! 💙

1. Be Joan Collins 2. For absolutely ages.

🇪🇸🇪🇸

Do Spain not have a distant relative of Big Dan Burn they can put on

Dublin Bus driver just stopped bus at traffic light, got off, walked across the road and up to pub window to look at match score Sir

England & France deciding to recreate PSG V Bayern from this seasons Champions League was a welcome surprise.

Jude 💙

Everton kitman peeling Spence off a replica shirt as we speak