Capitalist Lion Tamer

Capitalist Lion Tamer

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Capitalist Lion Tamer
@timcushing.bsky.social

I have trekked to the actual goddamn people-go-here-too theater to watch: Blade Runner 2049 Evil Dead Rise Evil Dead Burn Backrooms Resident Evil If I can have my old favs and new films, I will actually do the whole "we live in a society" thing

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social

Would you rather watch an old fav or a new film?

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“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping

theonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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100 fucking percent related:. www.techdirt.com/2026/09/21/t...

techdirt.comTrump Says Arch Must Be Built Because We Need Somewhere To Store Our Precious ‘Sniper Ammo’Satire is dead. But it's been dead since the first Trump administration, back when people were "owning the libs" with a combination of horse dewormers and willfully contracting COVID. Bleach consumption was discussed. It was a whole thing. Not enough of those people died, apparently. We somehow got a second season of Trump and at...