M. Velez

dude, you got yourself kicked out of two boarding schools, your Harvard application is rumored to have consisted of two words - "Harvard" and "Kennedy" -, your peers there say you were a dealer in college, your roommate reportedly wrote your senior thesis for you, and you failed the NY bar twice

RIP Walter❤️

After keeping an entire set of Colliers Encyclopedia from the age of 10 until around age 55, I finally let them go I wish I hadn't They were hopelessly out of date, but at least everything in them was based on facts

i took down my old post because of a spelling error, which is less embarrassing than losing the election and immediately having your passport confiscated because you are being prosecuted for massive corruption. i hope Jair and Flavio grow old together in whatever prison hospital has the worst food

In comments at a private police conference, Flock CEO Garrett Langley said backlash to the company wasn't "real" and the work of "bots." Also he said his wife advised him to never apologize. Read now: www.404media.co/in-leaked-au...

honestly prosecute merrick garland too

lmao even DataRepublican is like “uh folks we need history e-day turnout or we are capital-F Fucked”

one of several things making me crazy about the latest report on the president being a rapist is that the response more or less comes down to "we knew that already"

What in the ever loving racist incorrect mouth dropping is this??? The Arab world “produces” plenty of “science”… which is all the more impressive since the West periodically bombs all their shit.

Trump in Mississippi: "I'm here because Cindy is doing great" (He's there because Cindy is not doing great)

Trump's closing midterms message? Gas and ass. Good luck, America.

Robert F. Kennedy Sr. spent his time in government fighting *against* racist bigots who said these exact same things, except their rants were against “Africans”

motherfucker have you heard of algebra

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That's why old people have such thick mustaches.

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The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

Between this and Ramaswamy, I think the GOP has lost touch with reality so much they're just making ads for Dems now.

corporate media routinely describes Tim Scott as a moderate and celebrates his "relentless optimism"

I think if you can’t understand why the cheesecake factory joke was funny you should not be allowed out without supervision.

This is the libertarian disease. They have moved two notches to the left of "repeal the 19th/segregation is liberty/America4Jesus" and they think this makes themselves unpredictable and interesting. No, just makes you a Republican who sometimes likes bodily autonomy.

It's funny how the Defenders of Western Civilization really want Odysseus to be this heroic patriarchal figure when he is canonically kind of a dirtbag.

Literally the first shot of this "historically accurate" Odyssey movie shows a boat that A) Has no steering oar. B) Is under full sail *and* full rowers while entering a cave, presumably to dock inside.

i don't think anyone should run explicitly on banning online gambling but i do think that a democratic-led government should just quietly take steps to undermine the industry and create an inhospitable regulatory environment

“The Matthew Yglesias of 1963 would have been telling [JFK and LBJ] don’t touch this civil rights bill. It’s unpopular.” I thought this was one of the more fascinating exchanges with @mattyglesias.bsky.social, on how far politicians defer to public opinion. Full interview: zeteo.com/p/matt-ygles...

vivek's hairstyle kind of looks like dessert at the cheesecake factory

Is that really the best photo you guys could get of him

Bluesky has four kinds of users

RIP Walter Koenig. I'm sure he will always be remembered as Starfleet Officer Pavel Chekov, rightly so, but his best work was as Bester of BABYLON 5, a very complicated, nuanced character with a ton of presence. You will be missed. youtu.be/s72fJb7a-s8?...

Still not seen it but all the YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING discourse makes me feel like basic understanding of things is a revelation to some and I think that includes the film's creators and... I don't know if I want to subject myself to that for three hours.

deep space 69

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

when people say the two parties are the same, one thing they aren’t just different but extremely meaningfully different on is Dems rank and file and the elite level very quickly shouted down or ignored the BlueAnon weirdos saying 2024 was stolen; the Republicans and Trump just put theirs in power

Wow, I never knew that.

Bill Maher had lunch with Donald Trump again. It’s beyond belief that someone would so willingly sit down for a meal with such a reprehensible piece of shit. But I’m sure Trump had his reasons.

Say what you will about Donald Trump, but at least he’s a great guy with good policies. by Bill Maher

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We made a comic about the Teletubbies.

Larry Kudlow looks like he's about to cry as Trump rants and raves on the phone like a complete lunatic

“.. AI bubble across the entire infrastructure stack.” - FEDWATCH