thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)

@thumpasaurus.bsky.social

Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence) fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast) replacement level jazz trombonist

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Eric Columbus
@ericcolumbus.bsky.social

The Trump administration is split between smart people pretending to be stupid and stupid people pretending to be smart

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"

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jamelle
@jamellebouie.net

there are people serving life sentences right now on thinner evidence than we have for "donald trump was jeffrey epstein's partner in serial rape" democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...

democrats-judiciary.house.govJudiciary Democrats’ Report Details Mounting Evidence Linking Trump to Epstein’s Criminal Activities and DOJ’s Cover-Up; Specific Accounts Involving 11 Women Provide More Evidence of Potential Sex Cri...Washington, D.C. (October 26, 2026)—Today, Rep. Jamie Raskin, Ranking Member of the House Judiciary Committee, released a sweeping new Committee staff report, “‘We Have Certain Things in Common, Jeffr...
thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social

If you wanna know how Twitter is doing…nobody is talking about JAIT there. Imagine this happening on Twitter 10 years ago. President’s brain just misfires and he goes “JAIT.” Imagine that not being discussed at all

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "If you don't want communists controlling the US Senate, which is between JAIIIIIIT"

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social

Hoping Jacobs tears an Achilles in practice. Someone leak the fucking video I don’t want this asshole suiting up for the packers

Jason B. Hirschhorn@byjbh.bsky.social

Packers HC Matt LaFleur on what Josh Jacobs' return would mean for offense: "We'll have a plan in place, whether or not he can go. We'll adjust from there. But I think it changes something a little bit in regards to you got a dynamic back that you want to get the ball to."

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social

What you need to understand is that there are normal ordinary responsible people holding down professional jobs who earnestly believe that all of France has just been taken over by an Islamic caliphate and you can no longer go to any part of the country unless you are Muslim

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Rodger Sherman
@rodger.bsky.social

blood clots often turn into deep vein thrombosis after long plane rides and the NFL has guys playing the most violent sport on earth and then getting on intercontinental flights

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Jalen Hurts is OUT for the season. This statement details why there was such a dramatic change in the diagnosis for Jalen Hurts. When doctors found multiple blood clots in his lungs, it went from being able to manage it to requiring immediate treatment.

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social

Didn’t ULM do this a while back to limited success?

Brandon Marcello@brandonmarcello.bsky.social

Utah plays two quarterbacks at once. One throws right-handed. The other is left-handed. Both can run. And defenses don't have an answer. "I think we're just kind of scratching the surface," says OC Kevin McGiven. Inside #CFB's most creative offense: www.cbssports.com/college-foot...

cbssports.comIt takes two: Utah's dual-QB attack is college football's most creative offense and a DC's worst nightmareNo. 12 Utah built its innovative two-QB system to keep both Devon Dampier and Byrd Ficklin on campus, and defenses still have no answers

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Ken Tremendous
@kentremendous.bsky.social

Theory: this SI thing is not basic Trump stupidity. This is a rebrand that the tech bros washed through Trump because AI sucks and they need to change the narrative so they got him to say it out loud and now they can all jump in and be like “yeah actually he’s right”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BAIER: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI? BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social

Everybody please thank Illinois for providing some normalcy in these unprecedented times

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com

Sunday Thoughts: It feels like half of CFB is having an existential crisis. So many people want to fire their coach, even some with a good record and some with a new coach. Feels like we're in an unhealthy cycle and a weird place mentally. Almost nobody can sustain anything w/ so much change.