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I have no idea what nougat actually is. But it’s a great onomatopoeia for the noise I make when I throw up.

Cassette is the best and worst way to experience music.

When the fuck did riding a dirt bike down the sidewalk become a thing?

Werther’s Counterfeits: half the price, flavor has been described as comparable!

If you don't despise even the basic concept of money then you have too much of it.

Spent eight dollars on this bag of rice and its crunchy as fuck. How do grocerybros eat this shit?

Oh it’s summer again. The anti abortion morons have erected a giant banner blocking the sidewalk again, guess I’ll just walk into traffic. Why is it always like a handful of dudes hiding behind the thing?

the average folk punk band

omg they even ate the bones

Laughing my ass off at the local transit system telling me that 10 minutes late for the first run of the day is “standard”

I used to have pet birds. When I would cook chicken I would wonder if they knew I was eating other birds.