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Clarkson doesn't give a flying fuck about farming. It was bought as a tax dodge and the series sold to Amazon Video for more millions than he would ever make from running a farm. He's just a rich landowner. Farmer be fucked.

Oh oh..

I'm not a conspiracy guy. I generally believe things happened just as they looked. But, being ex-military and working with weapons, I've yet to hear an explanation for how Bone Spurs was hit in the ear with a high-velocity rifle round and ended up with nary a scratch or a scar. It doesn't happen.

This means something to me, because my mum had Lewy Body dementia. It ate her, piece by piece, for years. Heartbreaking to watch. I know times are hard. If you can't donate, I totally get it. Maybe just repost this - that helps too. But a fiver would mean the world, if you can. Ta.x

As a proctologist, this looks like a fecal extrusion device, although it appears he's using a fairly heavy duty model. We only prescribe these to patients who diarrhea themselves 24/7.

Reform UK at the moment…

So Reform have now lost Caerphilly, Makerfield, Manchester… Their G/E polling has collapsed behind Labour in TWO major polls (YouGov, BMG) “I want the ppl to decide if I should go” M8, are you listening? Bcuz “the people” are telling you loud & clear to fuck off.

PLEASE SHARE THIS To the young person (longish dark hair, patterned waistcoat, chinos & DM boots) who left this scroll of papers on the Piccadilly Line train at South Kensington station at about 4.25pm today, I’ve handed it to the station staff at Hammersmith.

Thank fuck that's over.

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. This is completely unacceptable and has got to stop. #r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #NHS #PoliticsLive #C4News #Newsnight #toriesgone683 .

Why haven't ICE detained Melania Trump?

The village historical reenactment society met last night. We are currently recreating great moments from American history. This is us reproducing the moment when President Trump acted out the role of a doctor helping others. As you can see I proudly played the leading role.🎭

U.S.A. the rest of the free world is ashamed of you. Can you stop him now? Please.

How is everyone enjoying the beginning of WW III?

The Board of Peace is a Sack of Bollocks

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Make this go viral. Labour MP Louise Haigh.

Three weeks without a Reform representative on Laura Kuenssberg! Anyone would think we were avoiding questions about election fraud, MEPs taking Russian bribes, me being a racist bully at school, Reform officials calling LBGT people nonces or my dodgy house purchase.

🚨Now on 86,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 90,000 tonight! If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Spread the word. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Same day. Same plenary session. Same visit to Gill’s office. Same Farage, Same Gill, same wife of sanctioned pro Russian agent. Six days after the first bribery charge

Seems @Nigel_Farage is trying damage limitation on the Reform Russian Bribes scandal. He’s known Nathan Gill for 20 years, and claims he knew nothing. No one believes you, Nigel. Keep the story moving. Questions must be answered.

I was quite surprised, given the amount of negative press that would have you believe that this government is the worst we’ve had yet. I’ll put the link in the next post but given we had a complete shit show with the Tories, this is astonishing. Do reshare or bookmark the link, it’s handy.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

EXCLUSIVE: We dug up a video of Donald Trump trashing Qatar in 2017 calling them “funders of terrorism.” I’m sure he would hate if this clip changed their mind to give him a $400 million plane - so definitely don’t repost it.

That press conference was the most disgraceful act of betrayal I’ve ever seen.

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

I'm flying Ryanair for the first time ever this year. It's against my principles, but it had to be for reasons I won't go in to. Any tips or tricks I need to be aware of?😬 All advice welcome!

Oh myyy, a million followers here at The Good Place! That’s an unexpected milestone, especially in my 88th time going ‘round the sun. Let’s make the world a bit of a better place together, shall we?

Gig workers forced to pay fee to receive wages. YoungOnes charges gig workers 4.8% of wages to be paid in one minute, 2.9% to be paid in 3 days, or wait 30 days. At Emma Sleep workers await November/December wages. Execs don't have to wait. Govt must prosecute www.theguardian.com/business/202...

How Tory Policies and Liz Truss Contributed to Britain's Gas Storage Shortfall - Dorset Eye dorseteye.com/how-tory-pol... #GasStorage #Tories #Gas

We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky. Help us gain our following back Follow Retweet Repeat Join the park side @altyellonatpark.org

OFWAT should be disbanded. It's not fit for purpose.

Good morning Bluesky! Out and about day for me. What you up to?

@sangitamyska.bsky.social Hi Sangita, great to see you here, it's about bloody time! 😁👋🏼

Cock au van #PoliticalFood

Jeremy Clarkson U-turns on claims he bought farm to avoid inheritance tax | Metro News metro.co.uk/2024/11/24/j... With Clarkson and Farridge fighting their corner, I think the game's over for the farmers...

@bindyp.bsky.social Morning Brummie bird. 👋🏻

Morning Blue-sky friends. I'm loving what you've done with the place.

UK Farmers - how this going? #Brexit #RejoinEU

A message from a REAL farmer who hasn’t been brainwashed by the Tories, wealthy landowners and the right wing media👇🏽 #FarmersProtest

@blokeonwheels.bsky.social cheers Joe. 👍🏼