The Golden Bolt

The Golden Bolt

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I forget if I came up with the phrase here or after, but if the parts of the game where it's Persona With A Parole Officer were paced more comfortably, it'd clear up the biggest issues with an otherwise wonderful game. More complete thoughts (no major spoilers) youtu.be/fLhnKQc7DWE

youtu.beFire Emblem Fortune's Weave is too much of a good thingYouTube video by Crub Podcast
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We enjoyed Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave. We wish there was less of it. youtu.be/fLhnKQc7DWE

We're inching ever closer to the funniest outcome in Online Discourse history, where the Switch 1's lifetime sales stop RIGHT in the vague space between the PS2's 155-160m range, leaving nobody (who reps Their Fav Brand's PR) happy. We need it so bad man, this is the only way for society to heal.

I wasn't sold on The Legend of Zelda™️: Ocarina of Time until they announced that it had support for the ZELDA NOTES Game-Specific Service usable with the Nintendo Switch®️ App for smart devices (*Nintendo Account and persistent online connection required), allowing me to support and expand my adventu

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we're crubcasting we may or may not talk about Xbox labs, hopefully not, but if we do we'll be correct with whatever we say https:/www.twitch.tv/crub_official

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when the squad gettin it from the back

I don't think I've ever seen anything more disrespectful than my dog seeing another dog's old, unpicked poop just now, deliberately doing the Iverson step-over, and pooping over top of said poop.

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4 am discord call went wild again for the first time in a while last night

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This bad boy here is on a 40% discount on Steam! On top of that, there is a new TINY cutscene in the game that fix the TINY plot hole of the story!

I'm not linking it, but I've learned of an AI slopcoded Ratchet & Clank 1-3 decompilation project, that: * Lists my videos in their credits??? * Scraped the entirety of the R&C modding Discord w/o consent, leading to that server being locked down. Let me plainly state: Fuck you.

This is the sort of garbage that sets back ACTUAL grassroots efforts by months or years. Just immensely disappointing. I'll be working to get my videos removed from the slop credits, because I have not and will not associate with that.

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Got another "I don't like your game because Snorpy and Chandlo are gay" emails. If you are going to do this please remember Lizbert and Eggabell kiss in the first few minutes of the game and are gay gay lesbian gya gaaayyyyy. It's simple media literacy.

Just 3 years ago Rebirth used "it's got 2 discs" as a marketing/hype reveal. Obv some of this is that Revelation's launching on 4 platforms with different disc/cart capacity, but it's also another sign of how quickly the physical margin-squeezing's accelerated towards our digital hellscape future

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Final Fantasy VII Revelation is "probably going to be around 200GB of game" Retail copies will require internet download www.videogameschronicle.com/features/int...

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❗️❗️NEW VIDEO ❗️❗️ My review of Digimon World: Data Squa is here! A turn-based Digimon RPG finally made it to the PS2 in 2006...but was it the next step in the console adventures fans really wanted? Be sure to watch and share! youtu.be/VRsAjbRq41o

I love that Metroid unabashedly spoils the previous game every time a new one gets a trailer. Like, you get FFVII dancing around revealing anything for Revelations because of Rebirth spoilers, and Metroid just shows up to go "hey btw Samus is a fucking Metroid now lmao see you in a few months"

You dislike the OoT remake because the artstyle's jarring & Link's hat is ribbed for your displeasure (the hat is a Rumble Pak reference, simpletons). I dislike the OoT remake because it wasn't announced 4 years ago and delayed 8x, therefore it's not historically accurate. We are not the same.

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So we took his stream key away but he somehow found another and Justin is playing more Pokemon Champions. Come tell him how to win so he can stop already at twitch.tv/crub_official

Soon, R&C1 will have 4 Platinum trophies: PS3, Vita, PS4, PS5, tied with Sly 1-3 for the 2nd most Plats for any one game. Jak 1 holds the crown with 5 (PS3, Vita, PS4, PS4 again, PS5), but R&C will again have more total trophies than a series that's been dead since 2009...until the Jak 2-3 ports.

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Justin Jtart9 wants to try and make a fresh Pokemon Champions account and see how high he can climb on the in game ladder. Will he be able to beat anyone? Come and see!

There's gonna be a funny moment in April where the Loud Physical Media Shouters have to choose between using a Switch Key Card to download FF7 onto most of their hard drive, supporting the ones ending discs, or buying an Xbox I'm not sure there's an answer that doesn't lead to heads exploding

(Probably-necessary disclaimer that this likely isn't about you! There are loads of us physical media enjoyers that are quietly voting with our wallets going forward. I shouldn't need to say this.)

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Tonight we're talking about which game series let you beat yourself up in later entries We're going to take inspiration from this and beat ourselves up instead So it's just another crubnight basically www.twitch.tv/crub_official

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Doing my research ahead of tomorrow

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inFAMOUS 2's servers are going down on the 31st. That means after this date, you won't be able to play user generated missions in it anymore. There are some really good (funny) ones, so we're planning to get on Twitch tomorrow evening sometime to show some off. We hope you'll join us.

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inFAMOUS 2's servers are going down on the 31st. That means after this date, you won't be able to play user generated missions in it anymore. There are some really good (funny) ones, so we're planning to get on Twitch tomorrow evening sometime to show some off. We hope you'll join us.