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This week’s recommendation: Enshittification by @doctorow.pluralistic.net

My most anticipated movies for October: - Digger - The Social Reckoning - Wildwood #FilmSky 📽️

This week's post is on why I think you should see Coyote Vs. Acme while it's still in theaters! thecopperden.com/coyote-vs-ac...

Happy birthday champ

Is the Big 12 now sponsored by…Monster Energy???

I love running around the National Mall. It makes me feel like Captain America if he was slow and just a regular guy.

Dogs are very trustworthy. They don’t snitch…except Scooby-Doo.

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Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped

I think my “active imagination” as a kid was just early signs of anxiety

A man in DC was arrested for possessing an old-fashioned guillotine. I bet he also still used a Blackberry.

Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive

If I was in the sea salt business, I would have never have even checked the Himalayas

Most recent blog post! Tackling light and breezy questions such as “can revenge ever be fully satisfied?” and “where do we get our morality from?” thecopperden.com/a-return-mor...

I think I found Rob Lowe’s house?

Growing up as an only child, I would play board games with my dog. That son of a bitch always won.

Are the Green Lantern Corps also getting pairs of the shock gloves?

Do you think a CEO’s contract includes LinkedIn premium? Or do they have to shell out for that on their own?

“it’s a free country” have you seen gas prices??

Is Optimus Prime objectively hot?? Feels like something I shouldn’t google

Food delivery robots look like Wall-E if he let himself go

All hands meetings at work are like morning flag pole at summer camp except no one wants to be there

“The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess” might be the best pop album of the past decade

Ted Lasso S4 feels like a reboot of a show that’s been off the air for 10+ years and not 3. They could play with some interesting ideas this season, but the punch lines have been coming at the expense of many of the characters. 📺

Jayden Daniels choosing to focus on his college glory days over his adult job is honestly so relatable

I’m jealous of people with jobs that make a difference. Like people who build data centers. They make things worse.

Do you know how in war movies men in uniform will show up at the house of a spouse while it’s raining? I think the modern equivalent is someone asking me at work “you got a sec?”

Hard work is important to get where you want to go, but leisure is just as important. Rest gives us a chance to recover and get ready to go again.

Me if "Actually Romantic" turns into a feud and we get a bunch of Taylor and Charli bangers