Joel

You don't claim benefits based on your diagnosis you claim benefits based on how your illness or disability affects your ability to do daily tasks like wash and dress yourself and leave the house. Dickheads.

Surprised to hear Lisa Nandy had a high profile.

Saint Etienne playing in the background of #EastEnders 🥰 #HugMySoul #SaintEtienne

University of Nottingham, right now, is cutting 560 jobs. Do we need to rebrand universities as very large, very clean, land-based oil rigs to get government support?

The Aberfan disaster was one of the events which led a few years later to the formation of the Health and Safety Executive. So remember when you hear some twat moaning about health and safety that this is what is allowed to happen when it's not taken seriously

Boris killed your Nan.

Berlin cops raided a queer health centre yesterday evening, during a regular social gathering for trans women, under allegations that people were sharing medication. If anyone’s wondering how that whole “we protect queer lives” thing is going. taz.de/Durchsuchung...

5 episodes of this so far, theyre treating it like a soap opera whilst decent public service stuff on Radio 4 gets cut.

Absolute state of the analysis on the world at one - There's been a centrist president for nearly a decade but it's all the fault of the far left and how "polarised" the country is. #radio4 #worldatone #wato

PROTECT THE DOLLS! #scd

More than 100 of us Jewish and Palestinian activists, were in the village of Al-Maniya in the West Bank, standing in solidarity with the Palestinian community and helping harvest olives. The village has faced violent attacks from settlers nearby.

I've been identifying with Pandas recently - im lazy, move slowly and have an inability to reproduce - then I found the bread in a sandwich i bought from Costa contains contains bamboo fibre!

It is worth reminding ourselves that until last year that racist Birmingham politician featured in the ITV expose on Reform had been a Tory Cllr for 10 years before defecting.

Being a trans man in the UK: your colleagues don't have to treat you as a man, you can't use men's facilities, if you look too much like a man you can't use women's facilities either, on your deathbed the NHS will put you in a "third space" of some kind, whatever that is (probably not great).

You only get the third space (sideroom?) if there isn't already someone terminally ill, highly infectious or otherwise needing segregating in there sorry.

Leave Elon alone! he's just living put his best Knightrider fantasy.

Guess how many complaints have ever been made about it. Nice round figure.

Looks like a Mitchell and Webb character.

‼️ Bradford's City of Sanctuary status has been saved! 🟢 Green councillors were proud to vote against Reform's divisive motion to scrap the Council's City of Sanctuary status at Bradford Full Council meeting tonight. Refugees and asylum seekers are welcome in Bradford 🙏

Now *that's* a Hot Priest.

I really don't understand who - whichever Janet McTerfface wrote this - thinks is going to wipe her elderly mums bum in the near future.

#TheArchers Aah, Brian is a true capitalist - vehemently opposed to socialism until they get the shitty end of the stick.

#TheArchers Brian doesn't like capitalism when he's on the business end of it!

The main AfD account posts about once a day on Twitter, and view counts for recent stuff look within normal range. They also last posted *before* these data centres were struck, making a comparison literally impossible?

I was about to say something about Siobhan Finneran being a national treasure but Jesus F***ing Christ. #Time

This is really sad but as the article notes because the small nose cannisters have been outlawed people gave switched to the huge catering ones.

#TheArchers aah to be so financially secure you don't need to check your bank balance for weeks at a time.

Well I've been in quite a mental health slump but I've found a TV show where Jonathan Bailey has some great sex so that's cheered me up.

#TheArchers I think the chances of a cat, A CAT, needing botox is less than zero.

This Thursday is the first step on this journey. Every Green vote moves Labour.

#TheArchers "... places where we can just be anonymous." Like Felpersham's singers club? Careful you don't bump in Vince and yer Mum there.

#TheArchers Uncle Kenton? Encle Kunton more like.

#TheArchers aah a little bit of Nigel lives on in Freddie.

#TheArchers that whole conversation happened in Lilly's bedroom with them both starkers.

Who says i wasn't going to anyway?

It sometimes feels like our entire political and media class devote their lives to telling us we can't have nice things whilst hoping we don't notice that other countries can have nice things and the sky hasn't fallen in.

It would be great if FBPErs could not use small boats as argument for rejoining the EU especially if they're speaking to Reform/Restorer/ generally racist people.

Weird how we can instantly arrest the peaceful protesters on the most extreme of charges but it takes days to arrest the violent racists on the most minimal & penalty free of charges huh

A message for Andy Burnham from Rob Del Naja (Massive Attack), Huda Ammori (Co-Founder, Palestine Action), and Michael Mansfield KC. Deproscribe Palestine Action. www.wedonotcomply.org

I was looking for something gay to watch so took a look at a list on imdb called 50 best Queer films ever made ever and "Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale" is no.14 on it.

#TheArchers

Oh Christ another Grundy boy!

So, apparently Joe Marler is going to be a Gladiator in Gladiators - think of this as a public service announcement.