New Years Revolution ✊

It was tragic when Dave’s long time friend Geoffrey had his world implode. It's a tough road for a giraffe to start over at 61. Dave didn't realize however, that the occasional commiserating drinking sessions with his good friend would lead to his own chaotic spiral to the dumpsters behind the bar.

Windfall profits tax

Also, as I have recommended multiple times: Go vote with someone vulnerable to the voter fraud conspiracy theories. Friends with a trans person who will be under suspicion bc of their ID or a brown person who speaks mostly Spanish? Don't make them go to the polls alone.

And yet, Kash Patel with his beer, shaking, drunken celebration with the hockey players is still employed. 🤷‍♂️

Franklin Graham can fuck right off. Get off my TV asshole.

Bring your phone into the voting booth and video this if it happens to you. Video proof will go far in many litigation.

we gotta bring back shame, man society doesn’t work real well without consequences for being an enormous piece of shit in public

Just the best people

Let’s see how thin we can spread our resources and how fast we can use our munitions. If we’re lucky, we’ll run out of both right as Trump leaves office.

James Carville, Please Go Away, a column by me: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

“Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.’” Sounds like a Tom Waits lyric.

“Obama-Garland willed helplessness” is quite the turn of phrase. Accurate.

Exactly.

I’m sure John Oliver @lastweektonight.com will have something to say about this. 😄

Breaking: another instance were a person’s gender, sexuality, politics, personality, shoe size or hair color was a non-issue. Critics are baffled that people in hospital wards are uninterested in what’s going on with others while the are trying to be helped. We visit this Ohio diner to get answers.

Sometimes I have an intrusive thought hoping for The One Horrible Disaster to happen in the hopes it will snap people to their senses. This is stupid of me because if the pandemic and insurrection have taught us anything, it is that people do not learn from horrible disasters. People just die.

You mean like Helena Bonham Carter? 😁

Watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail on @tcmtv.bsky.social and was reminded of this 

Still mad about Obama winning, aren’t ya. 😂🤣

Can we normalize microdosing?

Woo hoo! You go RFK Jr.!

I know, maybe we can bundle subprime mortgages in with the AI data center mortgages!

At least MORTGAGE CRISIS we don’t have MORTGAGE CRISIS any recent instances of MORTGAGE CRISIS the market being overly fixated on MORTGAGE CRISIS one thing coming back MORTGAGE CRISIS and biting us MORTGAGE CRISIS in the ass.

it's such a perfect example of what is actually alito's hallmark as a justice, shoddy, sub-undergraduate thinking dressed up with five dollar words.

A while back I ordered the paperback version of @mariadongwrites.bsky.social’s Aviary on recommendation from Storytime With @wilwheaton.net and I got a surprise present for myself today! Woot!

A while back I ordered the paperback version of @mariadongwrites.bsky.social’s Aviary on recommendation from Storytime With @wilwheaton.net and I got a surprise present for myself today! Woot!

Could everyone finally decide where the “save image” selection will be located?!? Upper right, upper left, bottom, side… I don’t fuckin’ care, but let’s all just pick *ONE* and stick with it, shall we?

“Lower and middle have been doing very well this year…” Really? In what fuckin’ universe do you live?

The Bears beat last year’s Superbowl champs 27 - 7 with their third string quarterback last night. Not really a sports guy, but I thought I’d let sports people know in case they were interested. I’m more of a Garfunkel and Oates “Sports Go Spirts” guy. #sports

I see your sleepy Joe Biden and raise you a dozing Donald Trump.

I sincerely hope @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social and @duckworth.senate.gov who want to “just move on” are listening.

In case anyone is interested in the movie in question.

There seems to be no paradise on this planet the universe has bestowed on us that Meth and AIDs can’t destroy

that 18 percent seems really well represented in the news and on social media bsky.app/profile/atru...

AI feels a lot like Trump’s war with Iran. They rush in headlong thinking it will be an easy operation to develop general artificial intelligence. But when shit doesn’t turn out like they hoped and they lose both money and popularity they want someone else to get them out of this whole shit show. 

“Bravely ambivalent” 😂🤣 An-dy! An-dy! Good to know ostensibly left or left leaning politicians have no spine and refuse to be pinned down world wide. Here’s to the spirit priest and the Levite in the Samaritan story! Woot!!

I can already hear the Schumer speech Jan 3, 2027. "Now is the time for our republican colleagues to get to work with us to fix the affordability crisis in America."

@blockclubchi.bsky.social companion to your podcast about D&D at Babes Sports Bar.

Even JRR Tolkien, scholar of Old and Middle English languages, used “Misty Mountains.” Don’t let trying to come up with a clever name get in the way of telling a good tale. 😁

To celebrate the Autumn Equinox, I thought I would stand at the edge of the woods and lure villagers to their doom. 🎨 Benjamin Konig

@pseudopod.org @chronicleflask.katday.com 💀😄

I miss the old El Ranchero chips that were greasy and had way too much salt. You’d sometimes get the really thick one where two were stuck together or just a big blob of corn tortilla with a grid pattern where the machine wasn’t working quite right. Good stuff. The new ones? Meh. Needs more salt.

Understudy for Cher in Clueless.

Whoa, I’ve never heard that one before. Sounds like something an authoritarian or fascist would say. Thanks for the heads up, I’ll have to be suspicious of anyone spouting that kind of nonsense. It’s like someone swearing an oath to a person instead of the constitution. Or someone grifting people.

When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.