Andrew Ross

Hopefully Drexel will sell so many of their new marijuana basketball jerseys that they can reopen the science museum they supposedly ran out of money for.

The pirate stream of the Netflix NFL game I found has no commentary, just ambient stadium sounds. It's pretty great.

New personal best on the cryptogram LFG @lexfri.xyz

Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4

So it remains that a US based team has won the CFL’s Grey Cup more recently than a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup.

Okay, but who asks for/gives a $400 laptop as a wedding gift?

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

@gruber.foo No mention of the time The Triangle printed the wrong crossword grid? Were you comics editor at the time? I remember someone solved it without the diagram and we printed his handwritten solution the next week. daringfireball.net/2026/04/nyt_wr…

This is “we realize that it’s best for our regular-season champion to get the automatic bid, but we don’t want to give up ESPN money for 📺 rights”

There's nothing like the New York Sevens #rugby #newyork #sevens #newyorksevens

Story is at www.kineticist.com/post/ifpa-ob...

Denver outscoring the Giants 25-6 over the last 6:38 means that theoretically a final score of 226-54 is possible for any game. #nfl #scorigami

Uh… yes?

Plenty of evidence that Myers & Briggs were super racist and/or eugenicists, so it's totally fine to put them in the garbage.

One day I will learn to never click on the replies to a comedian's joke. Good lord, it's grim in there.

[ moves arm, cracking sounds ] [ is let through ]

If I got a tray like this I would assume they probably put glue in the pizza to make the cheese stick better.

Can't believe we're losing Duane Reade and Gristedes the same year

i’m turning off replies and quotes to this post out of a firm belief that no one should ever say or do anything except for me

Utopia Must Fall is a cool game. Freshly updated and fully available:: Itch -> pixeljam.itch.io/utopia-must-... Steam -> store.steampowered.com/app/2849680/... Vectrex -> we wish

I've been just dreading this. Gonna have a lot of awkward conversations about how people shouldn't buy or put quarters in this game.

Switch 2 announced for $1,200 in United States; White House surrounded by encampment of adults dressed as Pokémon

happy ides of March, the time when we celebrate a Senator stabbing you in the back

People pissing and moaning that a racist no-talent hosted SNL, maybe the fourth or fifth outward racist scumbag hosting that flea circus will get you to wonder about Lorne Michaels, or why you need that shitshow in your life. Talk about boycotts, talk about resisting, can't even turn off a TV show.

Balatro launched one year ago today I often say I made this game for myself and friends, but seeing so many people connect with Balatro has filled this past year with joy. Thank you players, your love and support have kept Balatro thriving! I appreciate you all naneinf! 🍌

Now that there is only One Big Company we can finally all experience our dream of seeing Superman kill Yoda in 3D.

By showing them a "cat toy" app on my tablet, I have inadvertently trained my cats to relentlessly harass me when I have a screen in my hand. It's probably for the best.

Subtlety was never our mayor's strong suit.

Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom.

This sounds like a very useful tool: "Access historical versions of U.S. government websites from before January 20, 2025 with a simple URL change." govwayback.com

Sometimes I regret deleting my Instagram

Jules Feiffer, 1974

R.I.P. to the great Jules Feiffer.

Columbia University, true college football national champions

ESPN just got me to lunge for the "off" button quicker than the Ohio State offense has been moving

Wow, I did not have @proton.me on my "Who Goes MAGA" bingo card… very disappointing. I wonder if any of them know about the story of the scorpion and the frog.

It says a lot that Tesla's computer vision software has no idea what a train is.

Spending my last days on TikTok replying "good" to everyone commenting on videos of Saquon Barkley sliding that it cost them thousands of dollars in blown parlays.

I _am_ a straight white man and I cannot even comprehend this level of (metaphorical) straight white man overconfidence.