Tai grrr

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

Report: Nation's Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization https://theonion.com/report-nations-gentrified-neighborhoods-threatened-by-1819569723/

Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse https://theonion.com/horse-carefully-assesses-potential-mate-for-also-being-horse/

Scene That Took Stop-Motion Animator 120 Hours To Make Texted Through

So hard to pick a favorite part of this article. Pretending that sending unsolicited dick pics at 53 was a “youthful indiscretion” is good, but don’t sleep on the argument that his wife forgave him for subjecting other women to unwanted nude photos so everyone else should too

2077 has great combat music

Share if you agree Dinosaur Alien Headshot Theory should be taught in every school.

Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

After Careful Thought, Teen Applies To College Where Family Donated Building https://theonion.com/after-careful-thought-teen-applies-to-college-where-fa-1819577078/

The people that assumed there was a romance between these two forgot to take off their shipping goggles

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

How it feels right now

Salamanders Bravely Offer To Go Extinct In Place Of Better Animal https://theonion.com/salamanders-bravely-offer-to-go-extinct-in-place-of-bet-1829691228/

Table Top Transition #comic #transgender #dnd #lgbt #ocs

Petra Parker meets Peter Parker the complete thread: #spiderman #petraparker Part 1

Sounds fun #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbt_memes #transmemes #trans #transgender

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Officially trans #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbt_memes #transmemes #trans #transgender

Tips For Reducing Sodium Intake https://theonion.com/tips-for-reducing-sodium-intake/

Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God https://theonion.com/increasingly-healthy-pope-asserts-he-will-soon-be-strong-enough-to-battle-god/

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

literally this comic except he apparently lives in Czechia instead of Nebraska