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Meby 🚭

It better have paw mark before midnight of Election Day.

Especially with this guy on the loose

Lame and lazy take from you... but you tried I guess.

Can I crap on your job/ profession in the lamest way/ joke possible? That's not my style but maybe that's just me.

"State election officials considering putting mice in ballot drop boxes as a solution"

"The Post Office should stop wasting money rounding up stray cats and tying ballots to them!!! 😡🤬😤"

Shit.

Trumpy: They ate 11,800 ballots!

an errant mouse, as well as no intent to deliver the ballots, are among reasons why they took home all at the Jellicle ball for 'best dressed'

Protecting Heater's privacy.

They're all too weird lol. I hate superstition.

😂 Only The Onion could turn a stray cat into an election logistics story! Somewhere, a cat is probably wondering why its mail is late. 🐈📬

Although, still may be a better option than trusting Queen Caligula's postal service.

Rubber bands?

You have to put the tail in up mode, otherwise they don't function properly

So USPS is hiring cats now?

Now you tell me after 42 stitches.

Never far from feral. I’ll lean in but not for nothing.

Can you

This kind of slander against the foundational institutions that underpin our elections are unacceptable. I expect a Dominion vs Fox "Not legally allowed to call itself news" News type lawsuit to result from this.

Still, has to have a better chance than USPS right?

What if it's Schrödinger's cat?🤔

"Ok Mickey; you have to get this ballot straight to Washington"

I believe in her.

Stray cats could deliver them promptly if they wanted. They just won't. Because cats

should've fed them some more Slovenly Feast

Us pspsps

Or at all🤣

When will they cease these attacks on our democracy

2000 Mules 2: 2001 Cats

But they're more likely to arrive than posting them in the USPS

What is the velocity of a laden swallow with a mail-in ballot tied to it?

Unlikely. But not impossible!

African swallows or European swallows?

Obviously, this calls for casting a purrvisional ballot.

Bullshit. That cat will deliver.

Damn, I knew I should have used a mongoose.

Fuckin election interference...

yeh

So you’re saying there’s a chance

Arkansas?

Delivery delayed while the courier investigates a moth.

They'll find it when the move the couch.

But for all the shredded ballots likely to result.

I pay premium for over night slug delivery