James P. Taber

I'm still working on new stuff, so for now (as an intro) check out the #ttrpg I made for Genesys based on the HALO games: www.jamestaber.com/wc-ss/

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" I was, to the best of my knowledge, the first and only person to get C&Ded for making a sprite comic My story became a cautionary tale that kept many pixel artists from trying to attract mainstream attention

Renegade: kill all batarians Paragon: kill all batarians, but like nicely or whatever

Do You Know Who You're Stealing From? You and Your Friends Are Dead, Charlie Brown

I just wanted to share that @allreb.bsky.social's BOUND BY BLOOD AND SAND was one of my first acquisitions as a teen services librarian... And it's still in our collection 10 years later, consistently in circulation so it has never been at risk of being weeded out

Diminish an anime: Ghost Near the Shell

I'm glad we cleared this up

What the fuck do words even mean anymore

I was hired at a Target, went straight from the interview to filling out my paperwork, then had a Vietnam-style flashback to my time working as a cashier at Kmart in high school I told my would-be manager, "Actually, never mind" and walked out

Happy Friday, everyone

WotC is refusing to voluntarily recognize the union, so pretend like they nerfed Rangers (again) and let them know how displeased we are

Go directly to jail (complimentary)

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Here's my version of the TROS opening scene: After Sidious does his Sith speech, Kylo Ren cuts him down on the spot and takes everything for himself, and the Sith Eternal applauds him for doing it That's Kylo Ren fulfilling Darth Bane's prophecy and going from the Rule of Two to the Rule of One

Outstanding essay

If you see this, post a witch (if you want to)

A floofy buffoon 🖤

Collins was unable to respond to this as he had been turned into a pile of smoking rubble

If you'd like to support independent bookshops instead of Amazon, try buying as directly as possible. For digital books, here's my growing list of over 500 DRM-free ebook, digital comic, magazine, and RPG shops. 💜

Not sure if it was the first, but when I was 7 or 8 there was a vampire episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark that made me literally run screaming out of my house My parents only got me to come back inside by pointing out that the sun was setting (which to me meant the vampires were coming)

Did AI cut this hot dog bun

I have never wanted a video to actually turn out to be AI before, now I wish it was just robots all the way down

This morning's adventures in living with cats: Mako upended his water bowl, then sat in the puddle staring up at me like he was asking, "Why would Bolin do this?"

I like to highlight when storytellers nail realistic sibling behavior, and @planetx.bsky.social did so beautifully

I feel like the "original" version of this joke has Bashir making a crack about preferring it "bone in" and it ends with them fucking and that's why you're never going to see it on bluesky

In 8th grade, we had a surprise assembly where an acting troupe put on a production of The Monkey's Paw, and it has haunted me ever since

Our cats will catch a mouse in the basement, decide it was too easy, then bring it up to the first floor They release it in our living room, hunt and catch it again Then bring it to the second floor And let it go in our bedroom All at around 3 am

It is @faineg.bsky.social's fault that I understand what this means

I thought cats were supposed to be alet and aloof, but these doofuses are snoring so loud I can't focus on my book

Make a band edible: Panic! at Nabisco

Transphobes losing elections is a good thing, actually, no matter what party they belong to