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New story! Help! The Ghoul is a Girl! They can only meet once a year, but sometimes that's enough. A story about transition, love, and eating ghost pussy. Available in all my usual places, but I submitted it to Lit's Halloween Contest so I'd appreciate if you went there and gave it a rating! 🙏💕

My phone keyboard tried to typo "porbographer" instead of pornographer and I now know what's going on my business cards.

Gator Coin

Instead of getting angry at other drivers, I'm just going to assume this is what they are doing and I shall be at peace

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I'm gonna remake Ghostbusters (1984) but make everything trans. The guys are now trans. The ghosts are a trans metaphor. The part where Dana turns into a dog is exactly the same. Slimer has big naturals like Belushi would've wanted. All so I can make "I looked at the trap Ray" ten times funnier.

That Avantris clip where Bitsy cannot fathom the link between lemons and lemon juice, except it's me asking if chicken and turkey actually taste different.

When trans creators are subtle, people dismiss the trans subtext as “headcanon.” When trans creators are loud and proud, people call it “obnoxious” and “cringe.” They just don’t want us to be represented in media at all. Because they don’t want us to exist at all.

Politics hits different when you're an "issue" instead of a citizen

Every Democrat politician who runs an ad targeting trans people forces us to consider whether they need to lose in order to make it clear that human rights are not negotiable. Nobody running those ads opposes fascism, they simply want their party to be doing it.

fucking hate how my keyboard turned "gonna" into "go na" because i'm always typing an n instead of space need to move to eurosky, I could have edited that fucking post

Some trans folks too. Someone got really annoyed that one of the randomly chosen femme penis nouns in Consenticles was "hyperclit" because they don't call their girldick that. Which is fair but the game was written by someone who unironically calls it that, so... tough shit?

Guess who's birthday it is on November the 2nd? Who wants to help buy me some cake and beer?! Here is my ko-fi link https://ko-fi.com/thejizzwizard #birthday-beer-for-the-birthday-girl

and the open bigotry reveals itself. this is the disdain and contempt at the heart of all democrats haranguing trans folks to vote for anti-trans democrats - they simply don’t believe our rights matter, and are infuriated we’d risk something they do care about to fight for those rights.

There are two doors with two guards. One loves big butts and the other one only tells lies.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a timeless classic but Halloween is Grinch Night is for the gays. It finally answers the question "what if the Grinch was a sassy old queen with the powers of an ancient god?" and it's perfect. youtu.be/ygSEkwRCQPM?...

I promise to misuse this power.

Okay yes I get that it's disappointing to see him using AI, but consider the bright side: I can now say with complete honesty and accuracy that I am a better artist than Art Spiegelman.

it's been nice seeing increased interest in none.website! as a reminder, i am not a fucking cop, and there will be no gatekeeping of what "left" or "smut" mean to folks interested in joining the roster. if you vibe with the about page, you🫵 qualify. https://none.website/about ✊🦊💕 #none-website

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We're so excited to bring this show to a full season! Thank you for all your support. 💛

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People are like "be careful of that trans woman, she was socialised male so she's dangerous" and then you look at her and see the most timid creature in the world who has never heard "I love you" from someone who didn't hurt her

I am joining the war on gamers on the side of the people fighting against gamers. In possibly related news, why is Steam a load of butt from an ass full of shit? I hate their stupid review system and all the stupid reviews on there from people who don't know what they're talking about.

If you're not including the phrase "she just wants to get her cunt ate" in your depressed emotional musings, are you even truly living?

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