Stuart P. Bentley

Stuart P. Bentley

@stuartpb.com

normal alive human from this earth's present. mischievous little skamp. NOT A LAWYER. that's an old picture of me with the guy who invented computer games https://stuartpb.github.io/spacewar-article/spacewar.html#:~:text=More%20on pronoun: 's

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Slowly light strengthens, and the room takes shape. It stands plain as a wardrobe, what we know, Have always known, know that we can’t escape, Yet can’t accept. One side will have to go.

Meanwhile telephones crouch, getting ready to ring In locked-up offices, and all the uncaring Intricate rented world begins to rouse. The sky is white as clay, with no sun. Work has to be done. Postmen like doctors go from house to house.

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Replying to @antlervel.vet

ME: Tacos duros, por favor EVERYONE IN THE WORLD: *going apeshit cheering, giving me gifts, a parade is thrown in my honor, Zohran makes me Deputy Mayor of Beautiful White Women Who Are Also Nice BTW*

My parents took away my internet access because they said I was too fat to be online

rahaeli@rahaeli.bsky.social

Related: People I know IRL who know what I do for a living often ask what they need to know about online safety for their about-to-be-teenagers, and there's a lot of answers, but the thing I always emphasize most is: under no circumstances should you ever threaten to take access away from them.

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Advances in tech have been accelerating the pace of change. AI has cemented this constancy of change & places new responsibilities on industry leaders to foster resilience in their teams. Continue reading for tips to improve team resilience. @infra.global

infra.globalUpping your game: Leadership in the Age of AIThe rise of artificial intelligence and constant technological change places new responsibilities on industry leaders to foster resilience in their teams, says Claire Rutkowski of Bentley Systems.

What will I get for my birthday? Whatever will I get for my birthday? 🎁 It's my favorite day! 🎂 It's my favorite day of the year!! 🗓️ Oooooooowee!!! 🥳

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Replying to @alt.gov.jabsco.xxx.irs.crs.icp.war.hq.69.mkv.part.parody.fda.info.fbi.cia.fyi

it's so funny to hear guys outside the department go “these are just operators with hangovers”, like yes actually that is the easiest way for those unacquainted to understand the sensation

thought agent jabsco 🏁@alt.gov.jabsco.xxx.irs.crs.icp.war.hq.69.mkv.part.parody.fda.info.fbi.cia.fyi

“I would like to draw the attention of The Algorithm”, declared the lunatic imminently before developing Havana Syndrome

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doing capcom tests in 2026 is insane. even capcom don't do capcom tests no more. they released a collection of old fighting games and when someone asked if it might lead to a new entry in one of those series they flat out were like "no lmao"

Kae Kolormore@kaekolormore.bsky.social

every time big companies give dormant series a chance they wheel them out like sick dogs and threaten to send them to a farm upstate unless you empty your pockets to fund the jacked up veterinary bills

Bazinga!!!!

Stuart P. Bentley@stuartpb.com

Remember that episode of Rick and Morty where Rick accesses the terminal that determines how much money is worth and sets it so $1 = $0? If my calculations are correct, we're about like a month out from that, and the fucked thing is, I can't say for certain if we're pre- or post-

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It’s so cool that our bodies work in such a way that you can accidentally brush your hand against the stove pulling a pizza out of the oven and have a mark on you for the rest of your life reminding you you’re too dumb to cook pizza

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Replying to @demarko.org

Liberals will always side with fascists when it comes to what time you should have sleepy sleepy night night

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Replying to @ceej.online

Is our entire business predicated on the idea that our user base never discover that home grown or store bought beans are essentially identical to the beans we’re selling? It’ll be fine hopefully

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First we got to take “have fun being poor” away and use it back at them and now we get to do it with “learn to code”

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com

Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

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Replying to @justinbaragona.bsky.social

This quote made the rounds a decade ago and it's equally true today.