Stephen Georg

Stephen Georg

@stephenge.org

Husband, entertainer, cat dad, game collector. Raleigh, NC. https://stephenge.org

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I was driving today and saw a woman in the distance on the sidewalk, wearing a bright red dress and posing with her head tilted and her hand on her hip. It was bizarre because she wasn’t moving, and no one else was around. But then I got closer. It was a fire hydrant.

We adopted 3 cats two weeks ago (check the vlog!) and they’re absolutely wonderful. Unfortunately they’ve also been very sick. We just completed the 5th vet visit in 14 days. So join me tomorrow (Sat) at 1pm on Twitch for a BONUS Shelf Control: “Oh God Vet Bills” edition. 🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

‪We’re live! Until 5:30pm ET you can stop by the stream and sub (or gift a sub) to earn a special Astronocats Paw badge. The top 5 gifters will also receive a special heart variant.‬ ‪Otherwise it’s a normal Shelf Control stream which are a ton of fun, so come hang out~‬ twitch.tv/stephengeorg

Dreamt an “AI” model named G.A.R.Y. became #1 in the world, even had a commercial with Vin Diesel in Santorini. The model was just a low-poly version of Gary Coleman’s head. You asked him questions and he replied with Animal Crossing noises. Wish I knew what G.A.R.Y. stood for.

I have one item in my cart. It is $34.99. Walmart: free shipping at $35 Me: *adds one thing* Walmart: okay great so you’ll get item A on Tuesday and item B on Wednesday Me: please don’t, just send them together on Wednesday Walmart: ok THEY ARRIVED ONE HOUR APART TODAY 🫩

It was vitally important to Walmart that I spend an extra penny to achieve free shipping, but then they did things in the least efficient way, even after I requested the items to arrive together To the person who delivered a single candy bar: I’m so sorry

I shouldn’t be surprised, since this happened once before. Ordered 2 video games, they arrived within 30 seconds of each other — the second driver had to wait on the first driver to move their car! Walmart please, we can wait, this is insane

Nintendo sent us an early copy of #Orbitals so we get to have TWO STREAMS today! At 1pm I'm continuing my first playthrough of Zelda: LttP. At 7pm Mal is joining me for the beginning of Orbitals, a co-op adventure inspired by 80's anime. ➡️ twitch.tv/stephengeorg

Mal: “Will you pick up some yogurt at the store?” Me: “Sure!” - Two days later - Mal: “There’s no yogurt in the fridge, did you forget to buy it?” Me: “Oh no.” Mal: “…it’s in the car, isn’t it.” Never done this before but there’s a first time for everything! 😅

as long as I live I will continue the tradition of dragging large groups of people to Waffle House at 3AM after these events there’s always a few WaHo newbies and seeing them experience it is just wonderful (also the event was good and everyone was legit great people behind the scenes)

Ash@ashsaidhi.bsky.social

Hi. @colosseum.live was one of the best events I have ever done. Major mega shoutout to cast, staff and chat. Immaculate vibes, amazing charity work, and so much fun!! Thank you for having me.

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Check out these masterpieces that were just painted LIVE during Power Up Colosseum! These pieces will be going up for auction at Colo.live to support Wings for Life, get on that NOW!

Power Up Colosseum is a week away! The full roster (and segments!) are in this video. Looking forward to creating more masterpieces with @jepson.tv 🎨

Colosseum@colosseum.live

⭐️ SURPRISE! ⭐️ Power Up Colosseum is just a week away! Here's a sneak peek at the creators who will be joining us next weekend to support Wings for Life, and some of the multi-player madness they're planning!

Are there days when “I’m driving down highway 40 in my big ol’ pickup truck” from the Brak show *isn’t* stuck in my head? Sure, but I wouldn’t say those are my best days, either.

If you ordered one of my dad’s paintings, it’s on its way! There’s still a few left, too! Head over to StevePaintedThis.com to take a look. Thanks for supporting my dad’s art! If you can, please leave a review and a photo, he loves seeing his paintings in their new homes. ❤️

New stress dream unlocked: at the Taco Bell drive-thru with my parents, but their orders are incredibly complex. The dream ends with my mom pulling a coupon for free pasta out of her purse, but it’s dine-in only. Taco Bell honored the coupon anyway. 🙌

Nothing matches the relief of waking up from a school nightmare. A cascading feeling of “oh, that was a dream”, “I’ve been out of school for years”, then the joy of “thank god I’ll never deal with that again”.

“Time goes faster the older you get.” For gamers that’s felt in console releases. Hearing of a potential PS6 is crazy because the PS5 *just* came out. But it didn’t — it’ll be 7 next year! Kid me waited FOREVER for GameCube, and gens were shorter back then. Time is wild, man.

Shelf Control is today at 1pm ET! 1pm. Not noon. One. I will be there on time. I will not be there early. ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴵˢ ᵂᴴʸ ᵀᴴᴱʸ ᶜᴬᴸᴸ ᴹᴱ ᴳᴿᴬᴺᴰᴾᴬ

Swift4Sweeper (S4S)@swift4sweeper.bsky.social

youtu.be/EZ3CxvqW6ww They did a goof last night and went live an hour early - Twitch had many a laugh at their expense. 🤣 @stephenge.org @malmakes.bsky.social #cronchart #stephenplays

The entire video game industry is no stranger to anti-consumer practices, but requiring 2 active PlayStation Plus subscriptions for couch co-op is truly some next-level nonsense.

Had a dream the end credits of DBZ episodes each had different music, with a tiny animated music video in the corner. It was sponsored by Yamaha, and “YAMAHA JAM” was onscreen. The song in the dream had a chorus of “pi pi pi COMPUTER, pi pi pi COMPUTER.” Verses were Japanese.

Had a dream I was in a flea market with the Blu-ray box set of the Dick Van Dyke Show in my hand, trying to decide if I wanted to buy it. …but in the dream it was a Western and 59 Seasons long, so I kept thinking, “I know this is good, but man, that’s so much Western.”