Stephen C. White

Schrödinger's dumpster Original post

More Duolingo than you can shake a stick at!

I wish translation apps would do better with our everyday vernacular. I went to address “computer won’t turn on”. What they were trying to say is “computer is old and slow AF.”

As soon as I stepped outside, I remembered I left my sunglasses and my leftovers for lunch in the office. I walk back up 5 flights of stairs and grabbed my sunglasses. About halfway down the stairs, I decided to order Chinese for dinner since my lunch was still in the office fridge.

Dude at the next table in this Mexican restaurant sounds like Tim Wilson is back from the dead. I’m sticking around just to hear if he mentions Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith Johnson, Junior.

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

Just put “Tomorrow”. Sooner or later it’ll be right.

Start the clocks

Hello 911, yes I would like to report a murder! Kasey Musgraves buries Kristi Noem when she tries to chime in about James Talarico and Cockeye Paxton.

I think I love her. #stolenfromtheinternet #meme

To anyone thinking “maybe I’ll try the new Domino’s Detroit style deep dish pizza,” just go to Little Caesar’s instead.

Contrary to the name, a portable toilet isn't that easy to move around.

Twitter still is garbage.

RIP. youtu.be/7zok9co_8E4

¡otra vez!

Bop it! Probably why I work on computers and not in a lab.

I looked at my ChatGPT history… I polluted a community’s drinking water in South Georgia for this. I should be ashamed.

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

Perfect millennial vs Gen X test: What show was Uncle Jesse from?

“Are you okay, ma’am?” “I think I swallowed my router.” “Here, take my seat.”

At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a degenerative disease named after him than a performing arts center.

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I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot.

less corruption, more spoonbill. 🪶

Oh my god

I offered to do a gift wrapping for a friend. Now my front seat looks like I’ve been hauling strippers. Glitter is the devil.

Experiment: dropping my ballot into the mail here in NC. If it's delivered and counted in good time I'll know via both BallotTrax and the NC State Board of Elections web site. If not, I can always call the county board and have my mailed ballot 'spoiled', then vote on election day instead.

I wish we were doing better as humans.

Hey @cityofdurhamnc.bsky.social did y'all forget you were paving Geer St., Trinity Ave., etc? Manholes have been stuck up like pimples for months now!

¡Estoy usando el Internet!

Disgusting Man Demolishing Peach On Bus

I might have to start using their shitty app again. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario

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Jabba Trump