Alexis Raine

Alexis Raine

@steb.bsky.social

i was a speedrunner once upon a time but now I write porn that makes all the weirdest people you know go feral (pfp by @shishkeburger)

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Glad we finally committed to seeing this one through instead of just writing it off as stiffer and clunkier than Blood (honestly what *doesn't* feel stiff compared to how bouncy Blood is at times?) feels like a nice middle ground between that game and Doom, and with a metallic bite all its own

Alexis Raine@steb.bsky.social

Duke Nukem 3D (1996) Sleaze begets sleaze. Sometimes you don't get the hero you deserve but the one you need. Makes you realise just how much Duke Nukem Forever made every single wrong adaptational choice on a scale we wouldn't see again until Cats 2019

OK I'm still really interested in Wildwood but now I'm sceptical, what the fuck do you mean 4.4. What the fuck do you mean 36th best movie of all time on the official letterboxd list, what the fuck do you mean ranked higher than Sunset Boulevard and Apocalypse Now

I have Coraline at 5 stars and call it one of my top 10, if not top 5, movies ever made, and even I'm looking at this like "there's just no fucking way dog"

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#Staticmothtober2026 ”Heads” Val witnessing Vox upgrading for the first time. I was too burned out this month to draw anything, but there’s still few prompts I want to get out my system. Val being outfreaked by Vox in gore/body horror department is one of my favourite things.

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44% right now please, I really need this filled by the end of the week!!!!!!! If we get it filled before the end of the week I'll be doing a raffle for a Full Render Full Body piece!

So going to do this preemptively just because shit's been crazy for the last few months (cat dying, tablet going kaput etc) so I'd appreciate some support as I catch up on my comm queue. This helps with comm speed as well as getting a new YCH out! ko-fi.com/rosieriot/goal #mutualaid #helpsky

It really cannot be overstated how fucking good of a 3 song stretch Waving My Dick In The Wind into Buckingham Green into Ocean Man is. Just 3 all timers in the catalogue back to back to back.

To whoever made the tweet that did the rounds on yugioh twitter back in like may about Viv's 2009 ygo abridged fanart, thank you for the best and stupidest £160 I've ever spent

In any good world of femdom you have to have girls who are fucking losers. it emphasises how utterly worthless boys must be if even an unfuckable wretch can still make any of them her bitch just as easily as a rich bitch ceo or head cheerleader or some shit

youtube fucking rules I just got the youtube movies rental for Gnomeo and Juliet (2011) as the first recommendation on the sidebar of a Local58 video

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now I understand why Viv said she was surprised that Amazon barely made her change anything, I wasn't even aware you could mention things like this in a big budget tv show

Nothing has ever made me feel more like my life is a series of elaborately crafted rube goldberg type punchlines than finding out the dude who voices Vox on Hazbin Hotel also originated the role of Willy Wonka on broadway in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The Musical

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One of the really fascinating things about Charlie Kirk is that his own people’s response to his death was so nakedly opportunistic that it’s like oh, ok, this guy is fair game for literally anything, he’s an object, and now his soul is trapped inside Grok for eternity.

In the "trans women who get horny for fighting each other to the death" ecosystem, I'm the 80s pro wrestler pastiche who realistically doesn't win a lot and is low in the powerscaling but becomes a fan favourite character anyway