"Emotional support shitposter" Fella

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Everything is fine.

why did the lightbulb cross the street? to walk into a bar with the rabbi

TRT World - Egypt authorises military support for Saudi Arabia as Houthi militia attacks escalate Egypt’s parliament has authorised the country’s military to provide support for Saudi Arabia’s defence, lawmakers and local media reported, potentially bringing Cairo closer to a regional

Washington state voters "why do all of our politicians cater to Boomers" Also Washington state voters:

I love that they elided right over the whole "Saddam" part, which is what really made the joke if you've seen pictures of the interiors of his palaces.

Whatever this case is, it was less promising than the charge based on posting a photograph of seashells.

Three questions for you as you age: If you have back pain, do you stretch? If you do stretch, do you stretch gently? Do you understand that stretching is not literally stretching, it's literally learning to relax a muscle? Stretching might not help you specifically, but you should probably try it.

It's very strange when something big happens at some place you've been to. I mean I'm used to weird shit happening at the Pentagon, but the fire at Obersalzburg feels strange, like it's had its time in history and should keep its head down.

Very glad to hear that Elon Musk is a stickler for details on contractor – government relationships. Could come in handy later.

Brain bleach

Dr. Amy Acton has a message for Vivek Ramaswamy.

Woot!

Idk man everyone bashing the pardon power right now was super happy when Biden commuted the sentences of all but four people on the federal death row. May just be like anything else - good some times, bad some times, depending on who is using it.

God this is hilarious.

I'm reviewing a book that downplays the risk of conspiracy theories to democracy. I don't know how anyone can make that claim with a straight face when the president is using conspiracy theories to justify a raid on a congresswoman barely three weeks from election day.

Putin could personally hand Trump a list of war crimes and Trump would probably compliment his handwriting…

Tech industry enshittifying fortune cookies now

One of the big lessons modern drones and missiles are teaching the world is that containment doesn't work any more,even as little as it used to. This worries me for the world.

In his world, there is no such thing as updating priors. What the polls once showed got locked in his brain and apparently they can never, ever change, and everyone needs to work around that reality, because reality can never change (even as it has).

Trump is so out of control today, what with the Amy Acton and el Said comments, that I'm literally yelling at the TV and I'm sitting here all by myself. It's just beyond.

The geeky takedown of Musk's "flying" car you've been waiting for (detail HEAVY)

I really wish more of Silicon Valley would wake up to the fact that the backlash to this is going to be massive and the blast radius will impact many other companies as well.

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING*

www.sacurrent.com/news/covert-... #Texas Vote 💙.

Mood:

i’m old enough to remember when U.S. Attorneys did not post like this

This needs to be added to campaign ads like that one in Mississippi

This gives me life

Read the whole thread.

⚡️US Senator Blumenthal opens probe into Ukraine Starshield restrictions. "This decision to limit critical technology for a key ally... (puts) Ukrainian forces at risk and their people in peril," Blumenthal wrote in a letter addressed to U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.

“Election officials say unintended touches, not vote flipping, normally causes the issue.” They’re blaming long fingernails. Check your ballots y’all. www.wsmv.com/2026/10/22/m...

This is a good ad.

I am honestly kind of amazed that anyone even remotely famous stays on social media

Rick Crawford WENT NUTS on Warner and Himes for disclosing that Russia is trying to target pro-Ukrainian lawmakers. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

Somebody paid money to find out that Hunter Biden is slightly less unpopular than Don Jr which is, on the one hand, an utter waste of money, but on the other hand, hilarious.

No.

Why the British dislike Trump: …no charm, no composure, no gravitas, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour, no grace… …Trump is ridiculous, has never said anything ironic, amusing, or even remotely funny… almost inhuman.

Donald Trump does nothing good except by accident, and then he goes back and fucks it all up. He is trash.

The woman responsible for the Civil Rights Division at the United States Justice Department says she’s “indictment maxxing”

Tuskegee 2.0 is off

Reply-all-apocalypses are always funny because they get continued on purpose by people who think it's funny to play dumb and then they bring in all the actually dumb people and people who technically aren't dumb but get mad that people are ignoring their mass replied email to stop mass replying.

It is bad to give the govt powers to police speech.