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In a turn of events that could only happen to me, my eyeless cat Bertie needs... eye surgery. This friday. Help, please?!

#Reading: #EmilyWilde'sEncyclopediaofFaeries by #HeatherFawcett. First in a series. Entertaining read, liked the style which emulates academic writing. Set in an alternate history Scandinavia, which was fun after just reading a history of the vikings.

Just finished #T.Kingfisher's #WolfWorm, which is supergross, but also great. One line made me laugh so hard I scared the cat away. #Reading

I honestly feel this explains a lot about me in day to day life that when I was like ten or eleven, I wanted to be him.

This is the stupidest timeline.

I'm either the most famous author of crime novels in the world, or a demon.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Seconded.

*sigh* My solution is buying black socks in bulk. I also own colourful ones, but finding actual pairs is basically impossible.

As requested. If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.

I saw #Thunderbolts today and it was so great! Funny, and sad, and bizarre and heartfelt - definitely among the best Marvel Studios has done so far.

It's an absolutely lovely day with sun and a slightly stronger breeze, and we went to a plant flea market in the botanical garden of our university - only for me to get a reminder why I usually don't do that well with spring: allergies! What a fun combination with anxiety.

We're all in this together.

What's your unpopular Star Trek Opinion? Han shot first.

New trailer for #Thunderbolts starring Sebastian Stan, Florence Pugh, Wyatt Russell, David Harbour, Hannah John-Kamen & Lewis Pullman. In theaters in May 2. youtu.be/BJk4wYL-_Hw?...

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I'm trying to sew a skirt. 4 of 5 cats are helping.

The new #SuperBowl trailer for Marvel Studios’ ‘THUNDERBOLTS’ has been released. In theaters on May 2. youtu.be/hUUszE29jS0?...

Bodies: Stephen Graham is everywhere.

I never really got into David Lynch's movies, other than The Elephant Man, but there are very few creative works that influenced me as profoundly as Twin Peaks did. The world feels greyer without him in it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIUe...

As with most Gen-Xers, I thought I would be experiencing quicksand far more often than I do, and at the same time I am relieved that I don't have to deal with quicksand because I am absolutely sure it would defeat me instantly. I do know which forks to use though. You go from the outside in.

Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring. (Pretty sure Din could resist; not at all sure about the kid. He'd have the potential to be the Cutest Evil Overlord ever.)

I actually enjoyed those two episodes of Skeleton Crew.

NEW #Thunderbolts special look trailer from @marvelstudios.bsky.social Marvel Studios’ Thunderbolts* | D23 Brazil Special Look | In Theaters Ma... youtu.be/8IiAm7KUuoY?...

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I mean, when someone's kidnapped on her show, it's usually to fake their death/extort money, so I guess she's ruining that for me.

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

Dear friends, I’ve teamed up with IAPWA (International Aid for the Protection and Welfare of Animals)! This group of cats is now available on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and tote bags for a limited time.80% of the profits from this collaboration will go to support animals in need. link on my linktree🐈‍⬛🤍

Over the last few weeks, there have been a bunch of complete strangers following me here. I guess it is possible that some of these accounts are just very gregarious people, but if we've never interacted, the chance that I'm blocking such a follow is 110%, bc I'll think you're a bot. Just FYI.

If you see this post a vampire,

Obligatory vague "Agatha All Along" post: Oh, hey, [spoiler character]!

Andreana sent this over yesterday and now I have posted it I have to go read a booook.

To kill a Sith Lord, you only need a glass of water. (The guy was monologuing at our (rather low level) Jedi while handling a pretty dangerous artifact. I levitated a glass of water at him, our GM rolled abysmally on letting him keep his balance, he dropped the artifact and its powers killed him.)

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. .... you know what, I can definitely live with that.

I've been waiting for this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARul...

Discworld QOTD, from A Hat Full of Sky