Squibbus

Squibbus

@squibbus.gay

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i want you to think for a second and realize WHY discord is now indexing public server messages on google just think about it real hard you know the fact that all vital information keeps getting locked to fucking discord servers because nobody wants to maintain a wiki anymore

FOR FUCKS SAKE WE'RE RECOMPILING SWITCH 2 GAMES NOW IT'S FUCKING OVER LIKE ACTUALLY NOBODY CARES ABOUT FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE FUCKING SUN ANYMORE

Squibbus@squibbus.gay

ps5 emulation needs to actually slow the fuck down and AI must not be used for the development of it either because i believe sony is going to file an actually dangerous lawsuit soon potentially worse than the yuzu lawsuit

but why the fuck is it so large all modern consoles have SSDs inside them now no need for duplicate files to optimise load times for hard drives

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Grand Theft Auto VI reported to be 210 GB download

why does the kinect require so much fucking room to function like at all i want to play child of eden come the fuck on

new misery unlocked 32 player halo ce on the original xbox ignore the player names, people are terribly unfunny

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then again, official xbox CE is a framerate lagfest too someone should really try to fix bungie's god awful rendering code there is no reason the game should be running that bad on a pentium 3 and a pretty good console gpu for it's time

blam as a game engine kinda sucks to work with (from my modding experience) thanks to debug symbols, i have now learned bungie too agrees, with amazing function names such as "fuck_code_in_the_eye" and "rasterizer_preinitialize__fill_you_up_with_the_devils_cock"

new misery unlocked 32 player halo ce on the original xbox ignore the player names, people are terribly unfunny

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the only reason this shit is being backported to xbox at all is because it has actual real netcode instead of lockstep netcode that breaks down the moment someone with bad internet/an xbox 360 with wifi joins

that being said, even when limited to 16 players, it can be a lagfest (framerate) the 16 console system link mod that isn't vibecoded is plagued by a different kind of lagfest (lockstep netcode) but it's waaaay more stable

new misery unlocked 32 player halo ce on the original xbox ignore the player names, people are terribly unfunny

no, this is not connected to that 16 console system link patch someone else made this itself is an xbox port of a vibecoded fork of a vibecoded pc port of a vibecoded decomp of xbox CE yeah that's a mouthful

okay snes music kinda sucks ass right now though because furnace tracker STILL doesn't have an spc export function it DOES let you export snes music to raw data though, so you can use it still if you develop your own custom sound driver but that requires making your own sound driver

there IS a sound driver for snes stuff exported from furnace but it's very barebones right now

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personally my bank PIN is also the number four so I'm not sure why everyone is so upset by this root CA

today i learned the ps2 actually increases the fan voltage if it detects a network adapter has been connected