Calamity Caitlin

CHORES ARE DONE jeezus I can make my pillow matching ornaments now 🥰🥰🥰

NO DEAL 🤣😭☠️

I am doing endless laundry & dishes & I gotta do a post office run but then I'm gonna do a Winchester pillow photoshoot & make bluesky-only matching ornaments & I am looking forward to it sooo much 🥰🥰🥰

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/

this man is a gotdamned patriot

Okay I got the next four pillows down to about 23 minutes each by skipping the interfacing pinning step but pinning a pillow shut with the fill inside and then sewing up that last edge remains extremely challenging. BAH HUMBUG 🤣💪

THIS PILLOW DREW MY OWN HUMAN BLOOD 😡🤣💪

Sexy little Dean Tombstone Twelve-incher coming up soon 😜 Canon triple stripe center, *really* fabulous job lining up my patterns front to back IF I do say so myself 🥰🥰🥰 $75 shipped free (with a pillow inside ofc) in the USA. Bluesky sale (NOT ETSY) I will include a MATCHING ORNAMENT. 🥰🥰🥰

I made a Scoobynatural pillow set! Canon shirts, canon pockets, size so fresh I don't even have the pillow inserts yet! Both around 15 inches square 🥰🥰🥰 Only Scooby set for this season, $169 ships free in USA. IF A BLUESKY friend buys this set w NO etsy, I WILL INCLUDE MATCHING ORNAMENTS. ❤️❤️❤️

@sibyllene.bsky.social MELODY YOU ADDED A FACE! 🤣❤️❤️❤️

These sticks were basically my whole summer ☠️☠️☠️. Fitness program anyway.

Ugh l forgot I have a few pillow SETS I only ordered boxes to fit one pillow and I am soooo out of money FRANKENBOXES IT ISSSssss

I'm no seamstress but I sure sew for STRENGTH, I moan, staring at the triple seam I have to rip out bc the shirt collar bit on this pillow suuure made a lump 😜☠️

WELL Lee Childs is handing over his Reacher books writing empire to his brother and from the last couple "partnered" ones we've listened to... That's the end of that. ☠️ I'm not the world's best writer but Holy Shit the brother is... not good. Really really bad. Laughably horrible, even. Sigh. 🤣🤷‍♀️

Would you buy a car without a test drive in this essay we explore WHY YOU WOULD NOT

My HUSBAND keeps whipping out WORDS I've never heard in my LIFE and claiming they're commonplace THEY ARE NOT. Today he says that landscape looks "sere," that's not in any of the books I'M reading 😜☠️

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Funny how ten inches can sound big under some circumstances but it's actually miniature for a PILLOW 🤣🤣🤣

I have been sourcing large pillow mailing boxes for an hour bc these things need to be faster to mail than to make or I'm gonna die of ennui USPS "free" boxes all seem to be flat rate now and flat rate is EXPENSIVE NO DEAL

I gotta find a sugar free liquid iv buddy who only likes the peach flavor so I can trade all my peach ones for the lemon lime WHY MUST THEY PACKAGE THEM TOGETHERRR

EXCELLENT

OH GREAT, the costumes we needed yesterday have allegedly been delivered 😡

Literally us, tonight. 🤣🤣🤣

"poured over" - ice, a beverage; "pored over" - a book, reading.

I'm wearing my WINTER woolen socks instead of my SUMMER woolen socks 😜💪

WELL our new onesies did not show up on time so instead we have to phone it in in OLD onesies to see friends tonight 😜 We were gonna cosplay our poodle. 🤣🐩😜

Had an inquiry from a fan in France about a $15 charm... tried to read the EU GDSP regulations & hurt myself before I was even awake I do not have the bandwidth to pay $500 a year to add hundreds of hours of filling out forms that say DON’T EAT GLUE OR GLASS I just can't do it.

😱 🎃 Halloween Terror 🎃😱

Just found a tick promenading across the back of my hand, how's your Friday going?

Who wore it better 😜

Muzak version of Imogen Heap followed by muzak version of Eurythmics I MIGHT be in HELL 😜

I was supposed to drive myself in to the boob squish today but husband's car muffler repair is done today instead of yesterday so he drove me instead and my day went from really hard to nice. I wish I was a better driver (ie had better BRAINS), but it's nice to get help on the hard stuff sometimes

I *have* a sewing machine... I am gonna put REAL POCKETS in all these shitty girl jeans 😡

Terrible traffic on the interstate today but I made it. Gotta get a boob squished today. JUST ONE. THE WORST ONE. 🤣💪

Happy 50th Anniversary to one of the most iconic rock and roll songs of the 70s!

Agreed…..

I sent them a thank you note. For doing ANYTHING. 💪❤️