The Hand of Rod

Trump would pardon Satan for the right price.

Allow me to introduce my friend from middle school, Al Gebra.

Prefabricated housing is the No. 1 option for lowering costs, bar none. But trade unions are against it, for obvious reasons.

I'm setting the number of times Trump pleads the Fifth at 100.

Served a well-earned bitter butter biscuit.

I can only agree. The religious snark is epic, and so is the action.

I am past retirement age. Doctors charged $5 a visit when I was 21. Never in my life have medical prices gone down in any meaningful way, and medical insurance only hides the hikes. Once the inflation toothpaste gets out of the tube, it never goes back. Lying POS Trump is old enough to know that too

Trump's head is so far up Putin's ass he can see Sarah Palin's front porch.

One rapist endorsing another. Birds of a feather and all that.

Anchor baby says what? Li'l Marco has always carried himself with the effeminate air of a Porfirio Diaz-era cientifico. If you listen closely, he even affects a Castillian lisp.

Donald Trump knows that all across American heavily armed racists lay in bed each night stroking their assault rifles while fantasizing about race war.

San Diego County is home to seven major military installations, 200,000 active-duty military personnel, the largest military housing tract in the U.S., and 50,000 military families. The commander-in-chief isn't just a moron. He is detrimental to military readiness and morale.

The best part is when Rateliff takes the mic at 0:55. Watch Bruce watching him.

There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...

A California carpetbagger says what?

Given that most White House "reporters" are merely stenographers with all the courage of a mollusk, it's easy to see why the president formerly known as John Barron thinks that way.

The message from Trump’s White House is pretty clear: Report what we like, and you’re welcome inside. Report what we don’t like, and your credentials disappear. Trump doesn't want a free press; he wants an obedient one. We must fight back.

I've had life insurance for years. Haven't used it once.

The pathetic thing about these GrOPers turning on Trump is that they are doing it primarily to hold onto the prestige, money, power, lifetime free health care, and taxpayer-funded pensions that springs from their cushy government jobs.

Cowardly Republicans in Congress are all that stand in the way of saving We the People from the most corrupt president in U.S. History. Vote accordingly.

Boycotting -- er, declining to buy -- Tillamook cheese because it is unnecessarily expensive is A-OK, however.

A gentle reminder that only 1 percent of high school athletes receive scholarships to play sports in college, and only 1 percent of college athletes receive contracts to play professional sports. Children are better served when their parents put the travel-ball money in a college account.

Trump engineered his own October suprise.

"What have you got to lose?"

Turns out lauren boebert was the one eating cats the whole time.

Like the average worker would see a penny of that $1 trillion before it disappeared into the untaxed offshore bank accounts of the filthy rich Oprah made famous.

I got a Dear John letter yesterday from the Canadian pharmacy I used to fill 2 super-costly prescriptions my supplemental Medicare insurance company refuses to cover. They are available in generic form in Canada but not in the U.S. Thanks to our porn-star-pumping president, my drug bill will triple.

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Duh! Adults 30-49 are in their prime earning years. I used to ask my friends who smoked cigarettes if that stuff got them high. When the said no, I asked, "Then what's the point?"

Team GDP sucks. I got my first paying job at age 16 and worked year in and year out until age 65. After 49 years of making money for the motherfucking Epstein Class, all I want for what little health and vitality that remains is enjoy the pursuit of happiness guaranteed by the Constitution.

CORRECTION: Raising hopes the Korean-born former U.S. Army officer can return under a Democratic administration.

Americans have declared war on Flock cameras. They’ve protested them, damaged them, and destroyed them. Flock camera destruction isn’t just popular — in some cases, it has also proven highly effective at getting rid of them. Read more from @janus.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/tech/985155/...

Of course, the Epstein class spread the news that crooked Kushner met with Speaker Jeffries like it was some sort of a secret. Only Dumb-O-Crats fall for MAGA dirty tricks.

Of course, the Epstein Class spread the rumor that Speaker Jeffries met with Crooked Kushner. Only a Dumb-O-Crat falls for MAGA tricks.

When you consider the Commander-in-Thief and his DUI hire Pete Hegseth are denying promotions to women and people of color in our armed forces, about 30% of the overall force, you must assume that morale is plummeting.

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I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

I looked up the Yiddish word "putz" this morning. One meaning is the same as for the noun that ends the headline below.

Reading a book about how they built the pyramids but it's taking ages to get to the point.

How many workers must one couple exploit to amass $2 billion for virtue signaling?

Wow! Excellent statue of horse with two horses' asses.

Freedom from religion.

If your targets suckers believe Noah gathered all the animals two by two, it is a simple task to con them into believing there will be pie in the sky and DOGE checks in the mail.

There's a no-shitter. I had a crummy childhood. Among other things, I was 5 and home alone with my mom when I found her dead of suicide. I've coped with nightmares by smoking pot before bedtime for decades. My shrink said that was a bad idea but offered to prescribe me a sleep aid instead.

Went to Goodwill today with an expensive stroller that was used maybe a dozen times when my grandchildren visited from Canada. Got turned away.