jasmine

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

Knowing how many people and their families are lined up to watch the most miserable, experimental, "fuck it we ball" episode in the series is going to be interesting.

whoah. hold on . my penis is doing something unfathomable

HELLO COMRADES Could anyone affected by Itch removing items please send any evidence they may have to myself? I am filing a report with the Australian Consumer Commission, as I have reason to believe that Itch removing access may be a violation of Australian Consumers rights! Drop em below or DM!!

[Giveaway] To celebrate the Nintendo Switch 2 launch, we're doing our biggest social media giveaway in our 17+ year history. Repost and follow for a chance to win a console bundle with Mario Kart World. Ends June 1, 2025, open worldwide.

Ik this is political which I normally stay away from but this is genuinely something very important so send this to every Australian you know and if you are Australian then please go sign this! [Can only be signed by Australian residents] www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...

This photo of Musk speaking at the AfD rally has an interesting composition. I'm sure the AFP photographer had fun.

i'm going to say the fuck word

Parameterball xkcd.com/2852

Oh and btw the solution to "not everyone has the time to dedicate to art, you classist" is not "AUTOMATE ALL THE THINGS AND DON'T PAY ARTISTS" it's "VALUE ALL LABOR SO THAT PEOPLE ARE PAID FAIRLY AND CAN LIVE AND MAKE ART IF THEY WANT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"

you know how republicans are going to struggle to find politicians for the next 40 years who didn't have an online groyper phase? in 2035 a senate confirmation hearing for a new joint chief of staff will get held up for months over allegations he posted classified files to win an argument on discord

Anybody heard about this cool new social network called "X"? The idea is, you pay money so Nazis and pedophiles have a safe space where they'll never be banned. Also the owner keeps saying Jews are conspiring against him. Sounds pretty great, huh?

am i evil for posting fake codes to my 1222 follower twitter account

it's gonna take me a lot to convince me to actually use this website

hey bluesky what do you guys think of my 16-bit double-carry adder/logic unit with control logic supporting 16 different operations and carry/overflow flags

If that's the #29, can wait to see the rest

the only "t" i'm trynna drop is testosterone

[police academy] instructor: you failed the psych exam me: that sucks instructor: *giving me a badge* why

i'm jasmine

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