Snowball Monkey

Just think of how sick, twisted and demented you have to be to post this as president knowing it is all a lie because you don’t want to admit you hired an unqualified pool guy - the act of typing this knowing that every word is false.

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

Journalists: please, please get ready for this in ADVANCE. We know Trump's going to claim "new evidence shows the 2020 election was stolen". You've got 3 days to write a story that confronts that lie head-on before he says it - pre-write this like an obit. America is begging you: plan ahead. 1/

The energy I'm bring to America's 250 Celebration.

Hi it’s me the one guy on Croatia’s team who’s last name doesn’t end in ic

I have a theory that twenty years from now Jeff Bezos regretted the decisions he made in his life, built a time machine, and well ...

Queueing Trump calling Sir Paul McCartney and overrated musician in 3 . . . 2 . . .1 . . .

When he was a Senator, Lamar Alexander voted against impeachment, for the 2017 Trump tax cut that disproportionately favored the rich, & for "skinny repeal" of the ACA, which would have kicked millions off their health insurance. Now, he has bravely written a memoir. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/17/u...

Pack the Court. Pack it good.

this has to be disqualifying, not just for judicial nominees but for anyone who wants to be taken seriously in civilized society

Totally agree. We are talking death on a scale that is truly horrific and worthy of the term "evil" for those who perpetrated it.

VA was 52-46 for Harris. I believe Trump would call this margin a landslide if it were flipped.

Pretty dark La Croix rebrand campaign.

"Nobody's talking about them."

Funny how none of these folks seem to get that loyalty is always a one-way street with Trump.

The whole ruse was that they'll be doxxed if they show their face so they can't do it. Oh my god they can do it!

ICE detention deaths are now occurring at a rate of roughly one every four days. Three weeks ago that rate was one every six days. The pace is accelerating, and Congress has not launched a single investigation.

March Madness is great and all but can't resist Larry King's infomercial on prostate health.

Don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs or listens to music.

Autocorrect over-assumes that the first letter typed is correct.

Jeff Bezos and his $262 billion translates into $32 per every person on the planet.

The drawing of guns in this case is inexcusable.

1. Take over one of the most prestigious arts centres in America 2. Put your buddies in charge of it 3. Insult everyone involved with it, both their work and what they believe in 4. Put your name on it 5. Shut it down entirely for two years and try to frame that as a triumph

He ruins everything.

Drawing their guns in this situation is insane and shows they haven't changed a damn thing from the protocols that killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

The fact that Jeff Bezos put $28M in Melania's pocket for this dreck will definitely be a huge part of his legacy. Hope it was worth it.

Hmm. . . what other organization from U.S. history insisted on wearing masks to hide their identity?

Miller. Leverage his vile assassin line about Pretti. Get him out.

Suck it, Bovino.

Would be a shame if someone threw these bills at Homans feet while he's in MN.

The NRA has been nothing more than a grift to take money from suckers so they can buy politicians for fun manufacturers for decades. So it is truly priceless to see them respond to the government executing people in the streets by basically saying ‘Jokes on you assholes, we’re with the jackboots.’

Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process. This is one that stands out: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Is this going to mess up the Melania premier?

My man looks like Board Room Leatherface.

Ty Cobb just said on CNN that Trump is demented.

We finally found the death panels the Right was certain would come with Obamacare.

"Had the tragedy."

Do you know why Bezos, Zuck, Cook, etc. aren't saying enough is enough with the batshit insanity? Because they are getting exactly what they want. Never forget they enabled this. Never.

Going to call that pass by C.J. Stroud "ill-advised."

We need Democrats in Congress to grasp this moment. Trump’s thugs are shooting, abusing and killing people in our streets with impunity — and we need leaders to stop this lawlessness now. Wake up: This five-alarm fire will get worse without loud and focused opposition.

I believe a bruise is internal bleeding.

Let em work. Let em live.

forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet

Note one of the ICE agents says "fucking bitch" seconds after she was murdered.

Dog murderer supports people murderer.