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Imagining a world where I never have to hear about the wow man and his opinions ever again

Someone ordering at kfc with the name d b cooper

poppy madness starts earlier every year in the UK

my first youtube upload turns 20 next month

Just saw a video of someone making a Cesar salad and the comment "I don't think they were doing it this way in ancient Greece"

if only i could, i'd take an eel and cod and i'd get them to swap their places

if there's one thing i could ban from the internet (and there's a lot i would) it's those posts where someone posts a terribly formatted maths problem with a caption like "this homework question is dividing the internet"

i'm on such a good run of getting shocks in EOE packs. it's great

It's disappointing that vibecoding has ruined the vibe of vibes.

yeah i'd fuck biddy blas. next question

rare friday to myself and forgot to make plans

anchovied the fuck out of this pizza and it's good

Once again reminding you vampire weekend good

You ever think about the Matty b raps call me maybe cover

Sometimes I think I'd love to learn how to gym. But it feels expensive and time consuming

every few months youtube tries to reintroduce the news section to me and i will never watch it

A cool thing about me is how hot I am.

Played Scrabble on the weekend and got into an argument about whether Fourier was an acceptable word

I love this bar because sometimes they play grateful dead back to back with white stripes and I feel like they understand me

it's a real shame that this won't work on my current carrier. they knew i'd be too powerful

I think I would thrive in hundred acre Wood

Air port bar. He's been drinking in the air port bar. I bet he's waiting for a delayed flight. I bet his airline never told him why.

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

When Anubis weighs your soul he includes every email you sent outside of business hours. Every phone call you made about work on the bus and train.

I love substack but I need this app to stop sending me emails and notifications about newsletters I don't sub to

I think I could take out lucky palmer in 1 on 1 combat

Videogames have come a long way since Pacman

It's been years since I was at Melbourne central when the clock went off. Real Zelda temple ass waltzing Matilda

It's wild how much faith people are putting into chabbt when submitting legal documents to government agencies

2027 is gonna be hte year of tinned sardines

incredible things happening on reddit

i've said it before, but you can buy a small carbon steel pan and make it your eggs only pan and you will have flawless eggs every time. do not pollute it with the essence of not egg.

i only really use spotify in the car, and its favourite thing to do is to finish a playlist or an album and then skip straight to a track from Band on the Run by Wings

i hope the SBF biopic goes into detail about the bahamas polycule running up a huge tab at margaritaville and never paying it before they got arrested

The live stream execution thing is probably about gambling apps

Going to the shops is a metroidvania, but the grocery store is a roguelike. Scanning at the checkout is a balatro

Black mirror episode where every time a guy watches The Lord of the rings there's new scenes he hasn't seen before because they keep directors cutting

they should do a VR headset first person remake of mario 64

do you think in snail and slug culture there is a class war between the housed and the unhoused? or is the shell a burden and sign of weakeness to the slugs?

they should let me sing the national anthem at the super bowl

extreme g is my favourite wipeout-like

miht fuck aroud and get into fly fishing. don't want to catch the fish. just like the flie making and standign in a lake

My dig insists on being the focus of my attention and will nudge the laptop off me to get it