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mmmmmm Assemble Sauce

Well, I suppose I can die in peace now...

Politico wrote up Zohran playing basketball with the uncovering-a-big-scandal tone the same day the NYTimes wrote up "credible allegation that The President of the United States raped a woman" as a political strategy story. Broken media in a nutshell

perfect, no notes

Scrib Doon!!!

Yup! Just will sit there for two years doing nothing, Democrats will get blamed for it all, some even nuttier fuck will win in 2028 and Congress will swing back, and they'll just be like "guess we're minority leaders again!"

No Christmas?!? Santamataldum!!!

billionaires bought the news and this is what we get.

The Indian Army's artillery displays are something else...

Trump didn't like Ramaswamy until he saw him sticking up for child rapists and their enablers. He hated the Ivy League until Cornell had a prominent fraternity gang-rape story in the news. He's not just a rapist, not just a serial rapist—he's a rape *enthusiast,* and it's why Republicans love him.

Damn, this is fucking insane....30 day deployments underground.....

Obvious electoral rake-stepping aside, at what point is anyone going to acknowledge that young men are not “locked out” of the economy by some nefarious entity (women), they are literally feeding all of their disposable income into the gaping maw of sportsbetting apps. It’s actually quite simple.

Doctors and nurses are voicing their objections. I-638 would require EVERY girl who wants to participate in sports to go through biological sex verification. That means expensive, invasive, and utterly gross examinations. Protect our kids and let them play. Vote NO on I-638

Bejeweled Bedazzled Candle Crush Crunch told my mom she shouldn't have to pay property taxes.

The Star Wars crew stop in Denver on their publicity tour. Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher & Harrison Ford by Steve Larson, 1977

I love when pinball machines make up an entire fantasy world of Gorgar and his brother Algar across two different tables. I want to know so much more about Gorgar and Algar and their world. Gor and Algar in brothers expanded universe, movies, TVs when?

It's what the people want

surely the iranian response to crippling their ability to export oil will be to give up and not escalate

He means the Book of Revelation times, right?

Oh shit, this movie rocks, go see it in 4k!

It’s depressing to see schools use AI to create flyers, banners, & t-shirts. When I was in high school the faculty would come to the art department to have students create these things. I learned so many skills that have followed me my entire professional life. That’s what I thought school was for.

A stretch Lime scooter is all it takes to tackle the male loneliness epidemic.

a norwegian on Threads posted this and i just don’t know how much more clearly we can emphasize how much Americans are being ripped off by our system which is built to concentrate wealth at the top

And you really can't depend on us not electing some new racist corrupt criminal idiot down the line, so best to just move on and assume the US led international order is over and that you need to deal with your own shit without the US ever being there for you.

Fuck this bullshit.

Lol, Tommy got lit up by reality.

shabbat salmon all

yo, billionsbros, I just want some cheap gas and beef + some kind of social safety net...

Funland (VHS) : 4143s

Is it weird that as a kid I fanticized being a failing alcoholic Las Vegas lounge singer in a really dive-y lounge? I used to practice bad overdone versions of Frank Sinatra songs, tell horrible jokes in between, and remind people to hit the free shrimp buffet. Not even joking!

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

College football QBs all collectively suck ass this year. Good luck with that whole draft thing, NFL!

Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière

Soft men living frictionless lives will commit untold barbarism to avoid acknowledging the truth of who they are

It's quite literally human sacrifice. They continue to cargo cult fascism, because "fake it until you make it" is the only thing they know. They're hoping a ritual public killing will bring their flagging power and legitimacy back, no different from previous sacrifice religions.

Now someone rehabilitate store tomatoes!

Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it

Lol, kinda appreciate "Does not like socializing with anyone" on mine.

Dad owned it as a kid and I put mad time into it, always searching local pinball haunts for one.

"OMG, Tacocat is Tacocat backwards"

"Nobel Prize? More like Trump deserves the *Ig*-noble prize! Hi, I'm Chuck Schumer." "And I'm Hakeem Jeffries. Americans are tired of Trump's rhetoric. It's time to reach across the aisle and compromise. Will you chip in five dollars today so we can write him a letter?"

This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW

I've just always loved what a weird combo of band and material this is...