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Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry https://theonion.com/trump-slammed-for-replacing-reflecting-pools-original-coconut-flavor-with-blue-raspberry/

For everyone writing #rustlang, make your Clippy config stricter! I ran into a bug that the compiler didn't catch but a Clippy lint would have, and then went through the lints to figure out which to enable that would catch these types of errors in the future. emschwartz.me/your-clippy-...

This should be a mandatory part of elected official's jobs.

New blog post up about automating away the tedious parts of sandboxing tools in popular programming language ecosystems like #rust, #go and #js slowaf.lol/blog/automat...

You know it’s a beautiful day in nyc when you smell weed all the way from your office to the subway stop

don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents

I think all posts should require hidden context for those of us who are perpetually two weeks behind the news

Season 4 of the boys had the chance to have Simon Pegg wake up from his coma speaking with his own accent… what a missed opportunity

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

--dangerously skip international law

I think bluesky would be roughly 300% better if people here were capable of reading “this is an assessment of the empirical reality of a situation” without assuming it comes with an implicit “and therefore I endorse the reality of that situation”

I’m happy to make referrals and help interview prep for any of my friends that want to leave OpenAI now that you work for a defense contractor.

I love my friend @itseieio.bsky.social Finally someone giving snake the love it deserves

ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players ssh snakes.run to join!

I've often wondered why sex is on any government documents at all. Why does the IRS need to know I'm a dude

Another day, another new clash release github.com/empathic/cla...

this is pretty neat: someone pulled every violation, complaint, permit, court case, tax lien, and inspection record from NYC open data for every building in the city and turned it into a searchable database openstoop.com

Context windows out to thwart all our beautiful dreams

These colors don't run.

Unsubscribe from Amazon. Plus, my thoughts on Mark Zuckerberg’s monopoly. www.resistandunsubscribe.com

Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him

The best tool we have to push CEOs to take on the president and prevent further erosion of the American brand is in our pockets — an economic strike that builds on calls for Apple boycotts that are already starting to emerge.

A little distraction from the #4claw and #moltbook nonsense. slowaf.lol/blog/it-does...

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

@khill.bsky.social I’m curious of your thoughts on these changes. You really opened my eyes wrt LNT, but it’s hard to know if this is real progress. www.npr.org/2026/01/28/n...

Why doesn’t everyone in the upside down have Australian accents? #strangerthings

Second amendment advocate Stephen Gutowski reposted by conservative Christian radio guy Erick Erickson.

We all know it was a sieg heil… why is anyone pretending it wasn’t? I don’t think he’s a literal nazi, but I do think he’s a bad enough person to think that it would be funny.

Made crème brûlée french toast I saw on claire saffitz’s youtube channel. Honestly the best recipe I’ve tried when serving large groups without using the oven

I think Mark Zuckerberg might be a kinda uncool dude…

We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?

Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills theonion.com/insurance-co...

Burn after reading may be Brad Pitt’s best performance. It’s so dumb and I love it.