Alice Lia Maro

Alice Lia Maro

@slimelia.uk

extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 30 me blog: https://tilde.town/~slimelia/ also on mastodon: https://tiny.tilde.website/@slimelia

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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk

GNOME Web lacks so many features but it performs so well... although i have just learned that it has JPEG XL in non-Canary builds now yayy

Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk

firstly: this is wholly unsurprising given how much the BBC shit out JKRowlingslop unchecked. they dont gaf about factchecking secondly: Joe Tidy is on bluesky. do you think he's seen this post πŸ’€

John O’Donnell@jodami.bsky.social

Maybe the BBC should get someone who actually knows what he is talking about then.

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ZoΓ« β€œBaddie Proctor” Quinn
@unburntwitch.com

it's 2030. there is one american game job. the game is a result of the fortnite-roblox merger. they added gatchas and ads exclusively for prediction market platforms. while you work on it, jared kushner and a random c-suite with at least 3 sexual assault cases take turns yelling at you.

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Amanda Katz
@katzish.bsky.social

Why is this student so upset about the mushroom, though? What could it have done to make her protest across the whole continent

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Molly White
@molly.wiki

truly a wild time to be alive when the cryptography world is split between those worried about quantum computers and those whose private key is β€œ4”

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Lucy
@lucyxiv.boontavista.com

I feel so out of touch with my fellow woman. nathan fielder is not fuckable. that guy is not hitting it crazy style

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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk

the part where he starts stuttering and saying random words and snaps himself out of it by saying "I'M NOT A RACIST" it's incredible. you could do this as a monologue

Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk

he brings up Hurricane Katrina less than halfway into the apology. just way way too early in one's floundering to bring up Katrina. utterly fascinating window into the psyche of Michael Richards. i feel like ive just watched a man truly come undone

Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk

i lowkey think we gotta bring back Kai Krause's padded cell skeumorphic ui design for certain tools. bring back beginner friendly tools that are powerful

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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk

if you had powerful creation tools at your fingertips that were padded cells where you can't hurt yourself then you'd turn to those instead of AI, i think. idk. im high rn

Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk

i lowkey think we gotta bring back Kai Krause's padded cell skeumorphic ui design for certain tools. bring back beginner friendly tools that are powerful

Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk

the latest obvious money-laundering front shop round here sells Tizer ohhhh ive not had one of these in ages. gorjus. 69p a can. LOVE!

Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk

my toxic trait is that any time i need to poop at work i have to fight back the urge to open up a group chat and say "guysssss ohh my goddduh i need to go squeeze out a big, fat, wet, sloppy, stinking shittttt 😭😭😭 πŸ’© πŸ’©"