A Friendly Slacker

I've got a quick favor to ask: I'm actually kinda proud of this, and I really believe there is an audience out there for it - but I am just not cut out for marketing and promotion type stuff. So if you could give a pity boost that would be great. 🙏 (watching & liking it would be even better lol)

Optimus Perm and he transforms into a blow dryer

Sometimes I catch myself

Ernest scared himself stupid so we could all enjoy a safe and happy Halloween.

Ernest scared himself stupid so we could all enjoy a safe and happy Halloween.

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#BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor

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Isn't this the plot of Alien?

Sometimes you try to make an homage to people you like and respect, but end up putting an eldritch curse on them instead. Be safe out there this Spooky Season, folks. 🙏🎃

Storytelling is one of the best (and most important) parts of being Human - so why should we think about it in inhuman, market-driven terms or let predatory algorithms shape how we do it? Watch Generation Apocalypse to explore how we can re-humanize Storytelling for the 21st Century. #booksky

Are you 1 of the 8 billion people that propaganda works on? Have you been putting in the work to decolonize your mind from all that? No problem. Generation Apocalypse has big-picture Social, Cultural, & Political Analysis for people who care about the World and are tired of pretending they don't

the secret is: enriching your life by having haters

clouds out there looking like evil Pringles man

it’s finished!! my little practice speaker!

GORJP

Watch your flippancy, Kenneth.

Watch your flippancy, Kenneth.

Pinky and the Brain taught me everything I know about human anatomy, which is two things.

it's weird to me that people pronounce the *bio* in *biopic* like they would for a piece of bio-tech rather than pronouncing it like it's a type of biography, which it definitely is

the tesla fart cannon is to flying cars as chatbots are to artifical intelligence

Netflix Present's "Bill Cosby's Boomers Say The Darnedest Things"

What's up,

Reposting this with a caption a twitter friend added: “Music creates community. Community is revolutionary.”

Generation Apocalypse is a show for people who care about the World and are tired of pretending they don't. Big-Picture Social, Cultural, & Political Analysis with an eye towards a Future we would all actually want to live in. Because the Apocalypse doesn’t have to mean the End of the World.

Add a photo you took of something good

I bet all the ai generated focus groups loved this idea

This was meant to be unsettling but honestly they just look like they genuinely care for each other, like you caught them in a tender moment meant for no one but themselves. Mind your own business.

I got a packet of mashed potato flakes and the directions on the back call for 5/8 of the packet. 5/8. Just over half. How the fuck is that civilized?

Who else has a few Elmo vs Rocko memes saved on their phone despite the fact that there will most likely never be an appropriate context for using them ever again?

feet are the butt of the legs and the head is the butt of the torso

Everyone’s looking for what they call satisfaction, But when the dominoes fall you can guess the reaction, If they fail to forestall one simple infraction:

My next dungeons and dragons character

The most frustrating thing about living in these times is that we have really good solutions for most of our problems - we just aren't doing them on a scale that amounts to more than band-aids. One reason is simple miscommunication. Or maybe there's nothing simple about it...

the problem with recommending anything because you bought it fifteen years ago and it’s lasted is thats no guarantee that the ones they’re selling today will because tricking you into overpaying for something that resembles a product that used to be good is one of the two business models now

Kermie nooooooo!!!

The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

Mixing together optimal proportions of love potion no. 9 and mambo no. 5 to create an alchemical concoction of uncut sleeze-pop.