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WHO WANTS TO HELP REXY PAY RENT WHILE SHE'S UNEMPLOYED opening up two single-character commission slots, get 'em while they're hot!

Robot boyfriend sorry for machine head The parents sorry for the offspring Nature sorry for earth, wind & fire Dr. Moreau sorry for beastie boys Online scammers sorry for phish Loud zookeeper sorry for def leppard Inner peace sorry for nirvana Kurt Cobain sorry for nirvanna the band

im getting pretty sick of this guy

"He has eaten the pancake"

My favorite example of an art brief misread like this is when an old coworker sent a brief to an overseas artist for a Marvel card game: “Galactus blocking the sun”. The artist returned four sketches of Galactus doing some variation of this

how it feels to see boobs

really nice pikachu in this NES bootleg

When You Are Gone

Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger (2019) Episode 19

What the hell is wrong with him.

mudsdale being the one realistically-sized large pokemon gamefreak ever made rules because that puts it above shit like the steel-plated dragon god of time and a walking house

this is old but i needed to have a record of it on bluesky as well. this should maybe be my pinned.

Your otp needs to be able to talk to each other like this

SINK YOUR TEETH IN #2 DIGITAL COPIES ARE ALIVE AND SENT OUT TO BACKERS GO READ IT NOWWW

I know people want Q to be playable in a new game but please understand that she's busy fighting her own battles

LIVE! TONIGHT! The Knights of Unicron hit the stage! #Transformers youtu.be/2iO6zTfd0UQ

a little judgy, hasbro pulse

Your otp needs to be able to talk to each other like this

sisqo writing the song about how butts are good in thongs: i'm thinking this key change should feel like the end of the world and the birth of a new future

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gorilla with a jetpack, and a big bubble to protect against AOE spam.

*paws at you* can i icicle crash you *paws at you* can i icicle crash you *paws at you* can i icicle crash you

RIP

I am working with venture capital investors to fund the development of a beam that makes Cassie Iscariot real. If that doesn’t work I’ll just wander around Ridgewood for half an hour and find three trans women who are exactly like her in every way except the part where she’s a goat

do you want to play a game with me its called strawberries and i always win

some of these replies got me slamming my head into concrete I fear

me: i wish there was a pokemon that launched its children from its head like missiles dragapult:

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

truly never know what my clients will ask me to draw #transformers #muppets

guy who insists die hard is a halloween movie because hans gruber scares him

The reason Weird Al never did a parody of Thriller was CHOOSE YOUR OWN JOKE For "manga hadn't caught on in America yet, so the term 'filler' wasn't as common", turn to page 9. For "nobody wanted a song about Barney Miller", turn to page 14.

Nobody ever told me this movie was dope as shit. Ten stars.

He loves the new couch so much

Watching In the Mouth of Madness. Had no idea Ra's al Ghul and the Riddler were both in this.

Me too, buddy, me too.