adam

An ye harm none, do what ye will.

check out my friend.

business statistics is a mind fuck. going to bed

go look at the moon

early voting. i’ve NEVER seen such a turnout for a midterm election before. 😳

not doing this again. omg

went to the pickle festival because of course i love pickles. drank a large cup of pickle brine they used in the contest. now i don’t feel good. 😭

if you act like adding alt text is the world’s biggest chore then don’t fucking post images. it’s not cute.

Me: how much for the goth Uno game? Store Clerk: ma’am, those are tarot cards

Fjord implies the existence of Fjart

i found the possum making a home inside the coop. had to coax it out (fur feels so neat, by the way!) and patch the hole it came in. this explains why i’ve been finding broken eggs. haha i’ll see it around though. i think it lives under the house.

we’re marketing flying cars now? fully autonomous cars have been promised since 2014. think hard on this. we need to bring back mass transit, trains, street cars. public transit. not flying cars in an attempt to sate his never-ending ego. why pollute the planet even more for him?

It is not what we think or feel that makes us who we are. It is what we do. Or fail to do. ~ Jane Austen Sense and Sensibility

i don’t feel good all of sudden.

i want a donut. but long and not round. i call it the dostick

update: daughter forebade me. that’s that. sorry to disappoint y’all.

i think it’s time to say goodbye to my beard

i’m trying to figure out where i’m supposed to put the pole i ordered. i should’ve thought about this before ordering it so impulsively 😭

chasing a polish chicken is like chasing a raptor. their chirps sound exactly like the ones from jurassic park

this is so cool. a possum!!

brr. it’s cold. put your clothes on!

aw man. i got rear ended. 😭

so i have been feeling off lately. finally got back to the publisher today.

i forgot about my midterms 😬

shaving my arms and legs for pole dance is a game changer 😅

who broke bluesky?

did anyone say jasmine? (i know it’s a bad pic, lol)

Consider the subtleness of the sea

who likes cream soda?

apparently it is a birthday for @twosense.bsky.social. happy birthday!!

ordered my copy, @sillysyntax.bsky.social bookshop.org/p/books/skin...

we all know what netflix and chill means. i don’t remember what it was before. cum and go?

does anyone want to hang out and watch all of nightmare on elm street, halloween, and friday the 13th movies? i have candy corn and coke

When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.

When the shallows tire you, come to the world of depths, sink and we shall meet.

it’s monday. do you know what that means? slowly dying like a machine forgetting to have its maintenance done chug-chug, grinding along don’t forget your coffee!

i finished hannibal. now to rewatch silence of the lambs.

omg. it’s 10a and i’m just waking up. wtf.

playing elden ring again after 2 years feels nice.

i don’t even know what i’m going to do with this showcase next month. 😅 i’m still gonna do it. lol