(blacksky) brute

I live here now. it's cooler here

Jair at home glumly drinking a caipirinha through his nose

it's so cool the Democratic party is the party of civil rights in name only

a howling wind blows down a dusty road as two figures appear in the distance they're covered in tattered clothes with their faces wrapped and a shopping cart is being pushed between them "dad, are we the good guys?" the other figure sighs: "we're as good as The Cheesecake Factory is grand"

boy drugs

I enjoy all the people screaming about the sacred rite to vote because I looked up the people running in my district and they're all incumbent, middle-of-the-road Democrats whose only race that matters was their primary months ago

me: "at this point I figure Hila is gonna have to shtup Piker not only to get back at Ethan but for the content. chat would demand satisfaction" doctor, tapping the 5150 button under his desk: "but how does that make feel?" me: "do you think Hila shaves?" *frantic tapping*

time for some boy drugs

I cannot abide these hairless snow apes

100% this and proud to have @lydiakauppi.bsky.social on our team.

I think Abdul El-Sayed is running a terrific campaign and thoroughly undermining his critics but I do worry he's getting away with his greatest flaw going undetected,and that is he's not only a gym bro but he's the kind of guy who reads a novel between reps

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

Donald Trump's closing midterm message:

guys the PHP vuln is the real version of that fake “Ukraine destroyed a Russian datacenter and all the botnets stopped” story

not yet, funk soul brother

being stupid is dangerous because I'm stupid but I want to be more stupid

if you vote early you should be able to turn off political ads

it's time to make the pig man's manager happy

I think people are missing the demographics of the French riots in that they're happening in one city of 2 million people when the United States has 12 cities with a population over a million each with varying levels of infrastructure to thwart such protests

kurva bobur.

[masquerade of the DSA initiation rite, low chanting stops and a robed figure enters a spotlight] figure: "but do you... disavow... Senator John Fetterman?" me, sarcastically: "because I'm a fat, bald white man with unflattering facial hair who wears hoodies?" figure: "precisely" me: *sweats*

The part of the election runup where every day brings videos of Trump getting up in front of some battleground audience in his dumb hat and going "frankly you're terrible people, really disgusting. A bunch of stupid people and their awful kids. [long break for laughter and applause] Ugly as shit,"

French fries < French fires

me: at one point, people started getting their news from a talking fish on TikTok and legacy news agencies began consolidation by the wealthy to broadcast their propaganda. but by then it was already too late fellow wastelander who's about to murder me for my camp stove and bottle cap stash: wild

SNL UK is already outshining their American predecessor

inside sources informed me that tommy, the christian michigander from the abdul el-sayed town hall, has died. he was found in the bathroom of a kwik-trip with a broken neck after trying to piss into his own mouth

French hip-hop that name drops Luigi Mangione

Excuse me sir do you denounce the Doobie Brotherhood?

I forgot what an earworm Tori Amos' Crucify is

i haven't seen digger but i love it. i think it's great

theonion.com/man-who-drin...

"twitter literally became what tumblr used to accuse something awful of being" I gasp raggedly on my deathbed. the year is 2068. nobody has any idea what the fuck I'm talking about

it's good to know the people who run this website have the same lack of vision and pathological self-centeredness that Elon has, they just don't have his money

I regret to inform everyone that I've learned how to ask AI to repeat an answer but more sarcastically and that shit is very funny

it's kinda funny that JD Vance keeps changing his name like a restaurant that keeps failing

chab bbt

the more people talk about electorial politics and who's responsible for the current state of the world keeps reminding me of people in my hometown when I was a kid talking about how much we needed a wartime economy to fix the financial funk we were experiencing in the late 90s