Simon’s back 🇪🇺 (from Xwitter)

If CEOs think Luigi is the first & last, they’re in for a shock. There’s going to be more & more folks having their healthcare rejected, effectively sentencing them to dëáth, putting them in a position where they’ve nothing left to lose, in a country overflowing with small arms & few restrictions.

True, true.

Icymi last month: The US government has collected DNA samples from 133,000+ migrant children and teenagers and uploaded them into a national criminal database originally built for people convicted of sex offenses and violent crimes

Trump doesn’t know what’s happening. He’s the front man, the carnival barker. Miller is running things on behalf of the Heritage Foundation. All the odd-shaped, poorly clothed, untrained ICE are pardoned J6’ers. The four lost F18 Hornets have been shot down or sold off. Thanks for listening.

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Perfect.

1981… ‘vintage’. End me.

I’ve laughed at this way too many times today.

100%

The fact that I know more about Katy Perry and Lauren Sánchez’s 11-minute space trip than I do about Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito’s decades-long crime spree shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

Vote for clowns, you get the circus.

In non-political news, for those who are wondering hope it’s going for Robbie Williams, here he is advertising cat food out here in Norway. https://youtu.be/BL0ldqRt8U4?si=8tpNnpTvcsYz9hYB

“This is going to be hilarious” 😂😂

Have you ever, in your entire life come across a more Tory-looking face. Absolutely, unequivocally punchable.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene disclosed that she had purchased between tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stock on April 8 and 9, the day before and the day of President Trump’s announcement that he was pausing a sweeping set of global tariffs.

Who knew that my kink would be simultaneous POV & 300m long-shot weaponised drone footage of Ukrainian drones hitting Russian armoury.

⚡️✈️🔥 "A few days ago, our successful actions destroyed a long-range bomber Tu-22M3. Just as it landed, our drone hit it. Cost about $100 million," — Syrskyi

Every time this eternal fucking incel speaks, he should be reminded of this.

😍!

Look at the fucking state of him. Can’t be long now.

😂

Who would have guessed . Senior Tories have held private talks with big landlords about how to thwart the government’s renters’ rights bill www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

SCOOP: DOGE notified the Institute of Museum and Library Sciences (IMLS) today that the entire staff is being put on administrative leave effective immediately, I’ve learned from an agency source. They’ll be cancelling huge swaths of grants/contracts and starting a Reduction in Force (RIF).

Joining the Single Market would increase the UK's growth rate from less than 1% a year to 5% a year, and provide 2m jobs in the next 5 years. If it is about growth and jobs. Why the hell aren't we doing this?

Is this a campaign rally—or a psychotic episode?

Give me it. ❤️

•••••BREAKING••••• A French court has found Marine Le Pen guilty in an embezzlement case. Le Pen, the French far-right figurehead, has failed three times in her attempts to become president. With this guilty verdict, Le Pen may be barred from taking part in future elections to lead…

So close.

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

100% this.

Just discovered the book I’ve ordered in the UK from eBay is actually a front for ordering from Amazon and I couldn’t be more annoyed. The boycott was going so well. ☹️ #BoycottAmazon

I miss pre-Elon twitter.

This. 100% this.

This is becoming more and more relevant by the day.

Delaware police corporal detective & Air Force reserves staff sergeant, Michael Kealty, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for sexually exploiting children & possessing images of prepubescent children being sexually abused. www.delawareonline.com/story/news/c...

I’m never leaving social media! Pair of wrong’uns.

Easily today’s winner.

There's a reason why they're freaking out over what's happening to Tesla. It's working. There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences. They need to scare you back into civility and compliance. As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.

Dan Bongino and Kash Patel are in charge of “redacting” the Epstein files. What could go wrong? www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

For those that are new, and not so new to BlueSky that are finding the app a little cumbersome, there is an app called Skeets for BlueSky that will make you feel right at home! https://apps.apple.com/no/app/skeets-for-bluesky/id6466340923

Trump’s commerce secretary Howard Lutnick says if Social Security skipped a check, his mother-in-law wouldn’t complain—and if you would, it indicates you are probably a fraudster. Insane.

WHY THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT NOT SENDING OUT SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS?!!!!

This is easily the funniest thread / tweet I’ve seen today.

Just let me know when Ketamine Ken ends it.

we need a name for pro-canada americans

Bus shelter in London, UK‼️ Well done People vs Elon 👏