Steve Hayes

@camcycle.bsky.social The hire bikes, way too powerful, difficult to keep the speed down. Can you pester whoever in the council please

@jonathancoe.bsky.social So I bought Proof of Innocence when kindle offered it to me for 99p Martin Amis "Money" was mentioned several times, albeit not exactly recommended I looked it up on kindle, and waddayaknow, there it was, also 99p

I reckon I could probably manage that

YAY POKEMON!

This is one of my favorite pictures ever

Do we think that every other senior UK govt figure, including in previous govt did actually pass security vetting, or was it not unusual to forgive minor failings

This tickled me…

I've never met Epstein

“I’m guessing an Ozempic overdose” From the new Private Eye, out now.

Inside 10 seconds Wordle 1 657 2/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I'll give up now

could it possibly be clearer??

@louisejameson.bsky.social were you at the Duke's Playhouse early on?

I think social media should be made to show alongside every money earning post how much the person has been earning. Giving us an answer to "are they in it for the money?"

I'm very grateful to environmental scientist Sam Matey-Coste showing me these Our World In Data charts when we had a chat recently. (sammatey.substack.com/p/a-conversa...) Yes, so much is a worrying, enraging mess right now. But the bigger picture is a little more reassuring.

SHOW LESS LIKE THIS I effing wish I've been clicking this every damn time and still my feed gets more and more clogged with American sports. Is there a solution?

Show less like this? I've worn out 2 thumbs already saying less of the American sports please and yet they keep on coming.

That took a turn or two

@morrighani.bsky.social. It looks to me that Courage Directors in bottles is no more. Do you have knowledge please?

Extract: “It is vital that a despot in charge of a theocratic government with no legal accountability who supresses public protest, obliterates women’s rights and pulls people off the streets at random, shouldn’t have a nuclear weapon” tweeted Supreme Leader Khamenei.

Watching the tennis at Queens. There is a robotic announcement now of "out". 1 Is it Sue Barker? 2 It's robotic. Maybe they can vary it somewhat, ask spectators to record it when they arrive or at least have a different one for each sideline, baseline etc 3 Will Wimbledon be the same?

@jonathancoe.bsky.social The offspring came back with news. You're in the baccalauréat today, an extract from Bournville, with an advert for Welwyn GC and an extract from Hard Times about Coketown. Q Show how they interact to illustrate the impact of industrialization (sic) in the UK

Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉

I'm sorry, what?? 😳

Love this. In his “I Agree” installation Dima Yarovinsky-Yahel took the content from terms of service statements for companies like Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, Tinder and printed them out on A4 paper with a standard font size for legal contracts to demonstrate the length of these agreements.

I have waited my whole life, for this moment....

give Nathan Newby a knighthood, what an absolute hero

I’m crying, this is so funny WEAPONIZED MANSPLAINING FOR ESPIONAGE ☠️☠️

@proton.me Does your android app have a setting so it automatically logs out after ~10 minutes and requires some password to re-open So if someone steals my phone they can't reset my passwords on commercial sites

Maybe this will help to get drug research done when it seems likely there's no profits to be made, despite the hoped for health benefits www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ma...

What the Tory MPs were really like. My wildest dreams left trailing in the dust archive.ph/tpgQ2

@brandon-2.bsky.social. 345v25 Does Imperial select students with a general knowledge test nowadays?

So much for focusing on meritocracy. Lol

If that doesn’t work, try this link. Trust me. It’s that good. www.threads.net/@michelinema...

TekWar 2024

@joshuarozenberg.bsky.social In light of Harry and Watson's win, is there any chance of Murdoch's crew spending time in chokey?

@davidallengreen.bsky.social Any chance of murdoch's mob finding themselves in chokey do you think?

@deborahmeaden.bsky.social. The shoe laces proposition Why can't people bring a notepad in? Its not that she doesn't know the numbers, it's just that she hasn't got them all memorised. And that's why you didn't invest. Makes no sense

Ain’t this the metaphor for 2025 - a CyberTruck on fire outside Trump Tower Las Vegas.

@profaliceroberts.bsky.social My OH is showing an interest in doing digs, where should she start please?

@iandunt.bsky.social

@morrighani.bsky.social What are your recommended bottled beers (written from France where real ale does not exist)? For me Directors, EPA, Summer Lightning, Lushington (Skinners) and GK Abbott with GK IPA (aka A&B) (forgive me, I lived in Cambridge for a long time)

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Well, there’s a story.

@christhebarker.bsky.social You have a erm, rival. fredcarrow.com/workszoom/55...

@support.bsky.team Why am I seeing a post in my feed which I have already hearted? That's it, cheers

@sundaedivine.bsky.social You're so prolific, I hope you earn your living doing this, here or as a joke writer for TV or a performer. Sincerely

ICYMI, here's a little* thread about an extraordinary life that you almost certainly know nothing about. * Ok, it's 53 posts long, but he packed a lot in