Andrew Shipe

Alice, playing a song to Bob, uses 4

i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett

it is now Goldy's month

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "redacted" KID: ████████ JUDGE: correct

KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices

🔥 The Blacksky mobile app is here. Today we're opening up our public beta on both iOS and Android. If you've been waiting for a native mobile experience, now's your chance to try it before our full public launch and help us make it even better. 🧵👇

The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas

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Minnesota's tool for checking voter registration also shows if you are signed up to get mailed a ballot for every election. If you are signed up, then you don't need to apply each year unless you want the ballot mailed somewhere other than your residence. mnvotes.sos.mn.gov/voterstatusc...

Wonder where the blue portal was

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

Runnah UESC wants to move bedtime up an houha! MIDA says no sleep til revolution. Stay up late. Midnight oil. Dusk til dawn. Cock a doodle do or die. You know what to do QUEST In a single run: 🔳 Play your gameboy under the covers and don’t get caught 🔳 Pretend to be asleep when Orion checks on you

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

my mutual told me Claude keeps eating his tokens so I asked how many tokens he has and he said he just goes to the API and gets more tokens so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding tokens to claude and then his software as a service started crying

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

announcing a new community-focused gem server from the team previously behind rubygems: gem.coop. join us and start using it today!

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A tradition unlike any other in college football: sadists force sick children to watch Iowa football for a minute or two until they’re able to escape to the safety of their hospital rooms.

To make it clear, a catch begins sometime in the Cretaceous period, where it dies, is covered by sediment, and slowly becomes a part of the geological strata, overtime compression and gravity, transform it into a semi-catch, which over millions of years will one day solidify into a full catch

The new "step 3 profit" is "step 10 Dyson Sphere"

I am _very_ excited to see what ersc.io becomes

Tarik Skubal is the result of a lab accident involving Jason Kubel, a snake, and a mysterious mutagenic ooze

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

#booksky

Having read this I had to do it so my brain could move on with my day. “Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows” #MNTwins

The Shining reboot is going great.

🎉🎉🎉

Themistocles emailing Athens a Copilot-generated summary of his meeting with the Oracle: "Walls constructed of timber often do not fall and are generally safe for use around your family."

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club

It's so beautiful 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

laughed pretty hard at this boat

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

Google obliterated their search function for this

Just doing some reading about the design of cryptographic protocols.

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all