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NBA ads are diabolical. It’s a round robin that’s just like: GAMBLING -> WEIGHT LOSS -> AI -> FAST FOOD -> MORE GAMBLING -> OTHER AI 🫪🫪

Rich people are so lazy. Thrifted a damn Breville for $10. Tank was cracked. Got a new one for less than $30. I now have gorgeous espresso every morning from a like $300 machine ☕️ Thank you thrift goddess!

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There are some people who claim "oh, Dems in blue states will never shift towards enacting anti-trans policy" Meanwhile Colorado is literally enacting a medical detransition protocol for trans youth on medicaid.

Uhoh Dream!! Watch’s gonna do!!! Eeeeekkkk!!! Let’s go to 7 games bb, extend the season as long as possible!😂

This cannot be real 😭

Ok my therapist told me I have to avoid the news til after the midterms and swapped me to weekly from bi-weekly so things are going great, I think 🫪

Was able to see Kota The Friend last night, what a talented human. His Local Art Dealer album resonates deeply with me and I’m so glad I got to hear a couple of tracks from it live 🙏🏻 Go see him if he’s ever near you!

I screamed 😂 she’s so unserious!

The Valks dont have the spunk they normally do! V low energy - they need to go to the locker room and put on some Meg or somethin! Angel is ab to eat them up🫪

Being a survivor right now is a constant exercise in boundaries, disassociation, and grief. I hate this version of the world. I hate it. We are and can be so much more. These people are really and truly monsters. We are hostage to monsters. Why wouldn't all of us want to overthrow this trash.

MAGA is just the white southern baptist church come to life. Protect the sexual abuser, shame the abused. I’ve been so triggered since the story dropped bc I’ve lived it. Still live with the consequences of it every day. I’m so sick of living under this regime.

Living in the PNW is unreal. My drive to work is literally seaside -> forest -> estuary -> my job. In a 35 minute span. God I love it here so much

Angel!! Lil niece went crazy!! Ahhhhh how fun!

Sitting between my wife and dog watching the WNBA Finals is my version of heaven.

FOR THE GAYSSSSS

The sea of violet in ballhalla is so pleasing to the eye. More pastels in the W, please!

Ignoring the horrors today to focus on the joy of my two favorites playing for their first W championship 🏀 let’s gooo!!

Klaus is absolutely diabolical. Def the last vampire I would want to mess with.

Going on a lil adventure to catch the sunrise from tahoma 🌄

What am I gonna do, my faves are playing each other for the title 😭😭😭 AHHH!!

Can’t believe the champs went out like that but 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹. On to the finals for the Golden State Valkyries! #WNBA

GABBY FUCKING WILLIAMS

IM UNWELLLLL!!!!

Dpoy dpoy dpoy dpoy!!!!

Why is it when I watch football on espn I can see the bags under their eyes, but when I watch WNBA on espn the players are almost blurry and there’s 27 ads projected onto the court? 😾 I don’t like that

I’m so nervous about this game for no reason. It’s not like ATL is out if they lose. I think I just want them to sweep and make a statement! I need to stretch and chill out👻

We watched George Floyd’s execution in a 9 minute video over 6 years ago. This shit isn’t new and we are a worse country than any y’all are comparing us to.

Being able to say that I’ve seen her play in-person is such a brag!! The GOAT.

Flabbergasted that the W put both games on the same day. Could have staggered them and made them more accessible for folks on both coasts to get home from work and be able to tune in. But what do I know!

Been having a lil bit of a hard time lately and this song is rly hitting the spot:

Ok, this wrecked me.

Keep hearing my wife (a lifelong Carolina Panthers fan) going “KEEP POUNDING!” while getting ready for work. 11 years since the Panthers were on SNF and they actually won - how long am I in for with the chant? I’m unaccustomed to her being pleased by them 😂

Eeeekk!! My two faves both won today!! Exciting matchups!! I love the W!!!

Ok in-person Aces fans….tonight you must be as loud and spirited as humanly possible….we need ballhalla levels of energy for the entire game. Let’s goooo!!!

My lil bb!!!!! Ahhh!!! I’m emotional!!!

Guys idk how but we forgot about playoff Arike

The ~expert~ ref they keep going to not being able to explain the calls (bc none of them make sense) is killing me

Seeing the pics of Ja in his Portland outfit is sending me 😭 can’t believe my fav came to the PNW after I did!

Taking our two littles for their annual today. Can’t believe they are turning 10 and we’ve had them for 9.5 years. We’ve all grown up together 🐶🐶👩🏻‍❤️‍👩🏾 - I’m weepy

The interaction in Indiana last night proves even more so why the WNBA needs to modernize its courts to mimic FIBA. None of these lame ass losers should have such direct access to the players. Fuck the W for not caring about player safety.

Have to watch Over the Garden Wall to come down from the W games tonight.