Shells

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

ive found that british food isnt even that lacking in flavour or ingredients- they simply have some kind of divine ability to make a dish out of ingredients that are all exactly the same colour

me

im gonna fucking say it man. Rawhide Kobayashi was so far ahead of the curve

huntergirl mf doom be like Only one deer left

sketch

my favorite “modern classic” tumblr post

hello, it's me, roko's basilisk. all that stuff about me torturing people who won't eventually make me is fake news. i'm actually torturing everyone regardless of what they've ever done. have a great weekend!

Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.

the thing about leather jackets and pants is that for some reason, even if it is good leather, it always looks cheap. i have not seen anyone in a leather jacket and been like yeah that looks like an expensive jacket. Maybe its because the shine reminds me of plastic? hm. much to consider

i think its really funny that those vibecoded -dle websites load infinitely faster than any normal site because they havent been touched by the advertcookies monster yet

showing up at a potluck and then i eat all of the food that i brought and then i leave

(steam pouring out of my ears, my hair standing like a thunderbolt ran through my body) EUREKA! I GOT IT! the death penalty is bad because it means we cannot torture the prisoners anymore!

Well, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna click the link and open up the steam store. You're gonna purchase Lovely Lady RPG at a very generous 20% discount either for yourself, for a friend or loved one, or for your group's Grungler. That's it. store.steampowered.com/app/3567040/...

i do think its very funny that basically globally any group of people that farmed goats get sterotyped as goat fuckers. Is goat pussy really that good

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor https://theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-from-grandma-gussied-up-to-be-less-p-1837972213/

i would like to apologize to the many people i called gay for eating fruit with a knife. this shit feels good as fuck. i feel like the smart monkey from superman

i watch the alexander cutscenes and then i snap back into reality and the illuminati has snuck tonnes of metal and alloys and gemstones into my pockets

zero shadow day today where the sun was like straight above us in the sky. look at the funny ass pictures i got

replacing the pogchamp with the lizard is really good. i quite like that lizard.

canada is what

McMollie's

guy who is not smart enough to vocalize why they think something is wrong: Uhh idk man it just rubs me the wrong way

Louisoix armstrong be like the colors of the aether so pretty in the sky

irl is in an intelligence gap relationship so extreme that other irls are going "its kinda fucked up that youre dating someone this stupid you act more like a nanny"