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At the same time Trump was making it impossible for Americans to afford food. Or gas. Or rent. Or health insurance At the same time he was cutting Medicaid. Cutting Medicare. Cutting SNAP. Firing federal employees. Giving tax breaks to billionaires He was raking in $377 billion dollars Corruptly

I can't really believe it but it seems to be the case that the Times has not covered a credible accusation of rape against the President of the United States, but has two solid stories on Obama's cheesecake factory quip.

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Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

Lula Goes HARD

Canadian married to an American, dentist trained in America, father of American child, volunteers at American church dental clinic, no criminal record. Does this sound like the worst of the worst to you?! #AbolishICE #CrushICE open.substack.com/pub/eyesonic...

RFK decided to once again target maskers in a speech, laughing about going to LA and seeing people driving in their cars while masked. And I want to make sure people know that studies have shown that the reason someone might wear a mask in their car is that it's none of your fucking business.

Tom Skerritt, the acclaimed character actor who starred in “Alien,” “Top Gun,” “Contact” and more, died Wednesday at his home in Seattle. He was 93.

What would happen if you had sex with a Wicker dick like the one in ‘Wicker’? We discuss the advantages and disadvantages of Alexander Skarsgård’s appendage with a gynecologist.

Napoleon said his favorite generals were the lucky ones. Well, books can be lucky and unlucky too, and you never know which you're working on. This one, launching in paperback tomorrow, has been lucky. Which caught me by (happy) surprise. In the words of Ed Grimley, "You never can always know!"

Dmitriev is an official Putin envoy. What have you done, Republicans? What have you done?

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Mark Zuckerberg should understand that Republicans won’t always be in charge. If Democrats take the Senate, he will be forced to answer to Congress about his company’s abuse of tax credits to avoid paying its fair share while it builds AI data centers.

The Gettysburg Address was 271 words. This sequence is just 20 words. You be the judge.

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After raising their prices...

Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster.

Seeing a little wave of "oh I gotta go to X to see posts from my niche community" and you know what if you're concerned about the CSAM and fascism Nazis and whatnot you could MOVE your niche community over HERE! We've got starter packs and everything that make it easy! It's a thing that you can try!

We were robbed. HBD, JWOL

What is a Canadian Vasectomy?

Hey, what was the follow-up on this?

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Just think of all the ink/bytes/tsuris we'd save if we only pointed out when The Schmuck did or said something normal/decent/intelligent/palatable....

"knowledge work"...??? May be too late for you, Chuckles.

Do not drop out of school. If this ruling stands, it's only for his final 2 years in office. You can probably continue to earn transferable credits and / or get your Associates Degree at your local community college for free or a very low cost. Keep playing the game. Don't let him stop you.

What did Benin ever do -- good or bad -- to deserve this? #ARGvBEN #MessiIsGOAT #Gracias10

Ian Wright and Roy Keane drenched by Wembley sprinklers during live England broadcast

Cringe......😜

I say this with all due respect: Fuck. This. Cat.

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

I was in middle school and I laughed so hard that I literally got out of my seat and was rolling in the aisle

As I used to say when I was reviewing movies, "I have seen things that are meant to be for everyone, and they  almost always suck."

Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.

Adorable 🥰 Gorilla 🦍 Family

The Beautiful Game, Inc.

Cruelly, I will not give him my salsa

waking up every day in 2026 like:

Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That

There should be stickers like those "I voted" stickers that say "I blocked some schmuck on social media today" -- although in my case it would probably save time and money to get a frickin' tattoo of it.

“I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists who pulled that off. I reply, ‘The Beatles did.’” - Kurt Vonnegut