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You’d think having five women accuse you of rape, in addition to the one you defamed AND your now-deceased ex-wife, would encourage people to not vote for you. Instead it just makes the rest of us never want to be alone in the company of Trump supporters. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

this man is a gotdamned patriot

691 words about Cheesecake. 434 words about rape.

😂😂😂

“mom what do you love about me?” [pulling out her phone] “lol idk let’s find out”

Two Democratic senators who have long overseen US intelligence say the government is illegally withholding a secret court’s findings from Congress until lawmakers renew America’s most sweeping surveillance program.

sons of bibliography

“Working to paint Republicans as corrupt” is a much easier job than painting the reflecting pool.

Damn

El-Sayed on Trump's cognitive tests: "I went to medical school...In my neurology unit, I would have to give that MoCA exam...The only people that you give a MoCA test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you're taking one of those tests, something's wrong."

The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements. "A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party."

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

All right, it's in.

Why does the Cheesecake Factory refuse to distance itself from Hasan Piker?

no matter how sure you are that these guys have broken a whole bunch of laws, you aren't nearly as certain as they are

Mouths are so fuckin weird. First, they're made of meat but it's where we keep our eating bones!

As if that's a good reason. You don't see Raytheon or Northrop revoking licenses during wars

There is a very famous bike ride across Iowa every year

Feeding my idiot venus fly trap raisins

www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/... Very sorry to hear this Lovely guy and a great actor When you worked with him and looked into his eyes, there was joy dancing like a flame RIP

Just looking for somebody who could say great things about me. #outofcontext #nightcourt #nnc #Nightcourt22 ◙ ☼ ┘ δ

I also want people to understand that, when a "Department of Homeland Security" was first created, critics warned it was a boondoggle with ghastly historical precedents that could be used in precisely this way; they were derided as terror-loving hysterics bsky.app/profile/robe...

Penultimate implies there is a paperultimate - or pencilultimate!

something very funny about Alito's book is that he acknowledges that originalism arose as a backlash to Supreme Court decisions but refuses to say which decisions just doing that "'i'm being silenced for my views!' 'which views?' 'oh you know the ones'" thing ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

Truly a holiday of our people.

RFK Jr.'s new Women's Health Task Force

There should be a post interaction setting where people are only allowed to pick from a dropdown of replies I pre-write.

I wrote about how super-rich people allied with Trump are attempting “media capture” to control what you’re allowed to know about.

It’s taking a long time for people to wake up to the fact that these platforms are not public forums but privately owned companies with terrible agendas and total control. If you lay down with these dogs…

Impressive that he’s managing to run for office from 1872

Holy shit this has a shyamalan twist at the end youtu.be/AyPEIN_tdB0

They would rather believe this than admit they were wrong

I am going to take so many pictures of the TV in 1992 with this

however richly some of them deserve it, it’s notably only the women of the administration being fired over its poor performance to date

Guys it’s 2026 can we please stop falling for his BS.

Oh, Donald . . . That's not a gym. It's a gay bathhouse. And you have *never* looked like that.

Damn. A half-Scaramucci. brutal

Damn, she didn’t even make it a Scaramucci Only the best people, amirite?