Who wants to know?

Is this gonna be my new identification number in the upcoming cyberpunk dystopia? Should I get a barcode tattoo of it now? "Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #727,626!"

Time to drink.

I should go to bed.

Best game ever. #FFX #FinalFantasyX

I am back at work for the first time in 12 days………..what do I do again?

I just had the greatest spam call ever. I was in the elevator in my office building and the elevator emergency speaker phone came on with a robo call about scam Medicare. This was in an elevator. lol

I guess they’ll let anyone in here these days.

ROLL DAMN TIDE!!! WE IN THE DANCE BABY!!! SEE YOU IN THE ROSE BOWL MICHIGAN!!! #CFPPLAYOFF

You know, I wasn’t planning on drinking today. But then I got to work and started reading my emails…….is 8:30am too early to start?

It’s that great time of year, not the holidays or any of that nonsense. But it’s the first Monday of Holiday Morning Traffic! People are starting to fuck off for holiday shit. And therefore my morning drive is like a normal drive and not a stress filled journey. OH HALLEJUHA!!!

Making an employee do a self evaluation during their yearly review should legally be classified as torture.

PANTHERS FUCKING WON!!! KITTY GO MEOW!!!

Breakfast of 4th place finishers.

I ate a bag of Gushers and I am pretty sure I am kinda tweaking out right now. Sugar energy high feels weird at 32.

Okay, enough Alabama. It’s almost November. Why is it still 80 degrees?

I found this dusty ancient tome in the halls of my public library. I wonder what secrets it holds?

Bryce looks good. OLine is playing better. And run game is actually doing something. But our defense is starting to crack. They need to make some adjustments at halftime. All I really want from this game is good play from the offense. But I won’t lie and say that start didn’t get me hype. #Panthers

It’s the first day of the best month of the year. Be nice if the weather matched the time of year. #AlabamaWeatherSucks

Not a bad day. Just a long one.

Gotta give props to the Lions. I had a feeling before the game that they were gonna just immediately fold under the pressure and hype. Nice to be wrong there.

NFL is the JRPG of sports.

I don't understand the toilet paper ads with the puppies. Are they telling us that the product they sell is so soft that using it feels like wiping your ass with a puppy? That's messed up.

It ain’t a large trucker stop style gas station in the South if there ain’t a selection of dragon and fairy statues you can buy.

New nightmare social media platform to doom scroll and hate that I'm using. Alright, let's do it.