SerrisHawk

SerrisHawk

@serrishawk.bsky.social

very dazed and moderately confused

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nuts on the poast 👇

The Go Off Kings@gooffkings.bsky.social

Hey, it's the morning post you've all been waiting for; that's right, it's the morning post! We're playing a nude 2 old men game chained to each other. And no, I'm not talking about the stream. Or, I mean, the. he hosts are -- not the host of the gamer stream. Yes it is.GRRM bye twitch.tv/gooffkings

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CUM! It's pornotime to the Go Off Kings Social Media and Youtube!And here its, the Post of the Day!Dumping backward to the night post? Later in tonight? #Westaytuned. Tooned, that is. Like Bron "big" Bunny. He'scumstomer. The current do = 105153AM Central. Cum! get your gaming brookie 🫦🫦 tWiTcH

I'd say this is a logical conclusion of "movies and TV shouldn't have sex scenes because they don't contribute to the plot" but this is not even an extrapolation of that, it's literally the same impulse but for books in school, weaponized by people who see fit to use it. Puritanism has one endpoint

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Last night I wanted to watch the shortest Herzog documentary I had but hadn't seen, turned out to be La Soufriere. He and two cameramen go to a Caribbean island very rapidly and almost totally evacuated because of an impending volcanic eruption. Fascinating exploration of apocalypse in just 31 min

We’re not gonna be ready for FF7 Rebirth. Map looks crazy, they added a card game, piano rhythm game, so many mini games, chocobo stuff looks so cool, whole party travels with you so nobody has to miss out…totally blown away by just what’s in the earliest moments.

You may not like it but this is what peak masculinity looks like

SerrisHawk@serrishawk.bsky.social

Took a long break from YuYu Hakusho after wrapping up the Dark Tournament. Didn’t grow up seeing anything after it (mistakenly thought that’s how the show ends!) I’m well into the next arc now and it’s Oops, All Bangers. Knew this show was the GOAT, just didn’t know by how much

Rory Blank@roryblank.bsky.social

like a decade ago I crashed my bike and my bike landed on the ground and I landed on it smashing my sternum directly into my upright handlebar which was the worst pain I had ever felt, went home, logged on, saw this picture, couldn’t stop laughing and fell on the ground writhing in pain and laughing

Took a long break from YuYu Hakusho after wrapping up the Dark Tournament. Didn’t grow up seeing anything after it (mistakenly thought that’s how the show ends!) I’m well into the next arc now and it’s Oops, All Bangers. Knew this show was the GOAT, just didn’t know by how much

Whoever took this photo from Domino's Australia is taking the piss (not the bot which is angelic) because jalapeno slices do NOT look like some of the shit happening in the middle third here. Photoshopped to fuck with uhhhhh Pauline Hanson voters (is she still relevant there?)

Pizzabot@pizzabot.bsky.social

stunning..contender for most chaotic shit I've seen out of this. the australian dominos employee making this was surely attacked by an eight legged snake or whatever they have over there mid-cutting

Pizzabot@pizzabot.bsky.social

Oldboy Remaster was great! Not sure how much of a difference it was in image quality, but seeing it on a big screen was amazing. Tweaked translation with mixed results imo but for whatever reason parsed some stuff better than I had previously. Refn / Park convo ~15 min, got some good stuff in it.