Joey: Sensitive Boy

When You're Mean to Me, This Is Who You're Being Mean To

Microsoft Office is the universe’s way of punishing humanity for our grievous misdeeds

As a society, we should return to a 90% tax rate on profits.

Please send to Kelso

Please help Kelso

Here is my entry for #coffeewithiris

My birthday is one month and one day from today if anyone wants to show me their love.

First five TTRPG in the order I played them: 1) D&D (3.5) 2) Vampire: The Masquerade (LARP) 3) Shadowrun (4th edition) 4) Savage Worlds (Slipstream) 5) D&D (5th Edition)

Happy Intersex Awareness Day! Intersex people are born with a variety of differences in their sex traits and reproductive anatomy. Learn about the history of intersex advocacy and what you can do to uplift intersex voices: https://www.hrc.org/resources/understanding-the-intersex-community

I have a tummy ache. I am not being brave about it. Night night. 🤒

Please help Kelso

King Princess makes me wish I was a lesbian

Reba is the best song Phish ever recorded and I will not be taking questions, comments or criticism on this. Thanks.

I am going to Aldi today and I am going to get some snacks.

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten is soothing compared to the hold music for United Healthcare. Sadly it is not as long as your average wait time.

every girl's crazy about sharp cheddar ham

@jessethorn.bsky.social I feel like there should be a BUR BANK shirt. Varsity font with a nice long gap.

My most millennial trait is my dedication to GIF replies

Maya Hawke is my favorite Hollywood Nepo Baby.

Please help Kelso

posting hole

MILP! MILP! MILP! MILP!

Man, I love pickles.

we r all npcs in nathan fielder’s simulation

how my rizz moves thru yer mom

Happy Birthday to an absolute Gem of a human being. I am so lucky to have you in my little circle of the internet.

Please help Kelso if you can. They are a great bean and do not deserve to suffer.

Do kids even have tricks ready any more? I say we call their bluff this year.

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I understand it is hard out there for everyone but why is Zack Braff using a pseudonym for his pet psych YouTube channel?

TIL - Max Cavalera of Sepultura, Soulfly, and Cavalera Conspiracy was the voice of The Scorpion King in The Mummy 2.

I made frozen Momos in the air fryer and they are amazing.

Maybe the real friends we make are the ones we are bundled with in multi-packs after our toy line starts to decline.

I fought Bizarro Guy Fieri and all I got was this trip to Flavortown

I mean, I like British people but I refuse to microwave my tea just because Doctor Who and Jean-Luc Picard prefer it that way.

TFW - You feel like masturbating but you feel bad kicking your dog out of the room.

Chili Cheese Doritos would go so hard.

This is a subtweet to the Queen of Dragons. *fart noise*

Oh me? Just explaining advanced concepts of fighting games to wonderful women who should not give me the light of day.