Andrew Hedges 🦔

Snail walks(?) into a dealership and says, “I want a 240Z, but could you replace the Z with an S?” “Uh, sure,” says the dealer. As the snail speeds away in his new ride, the dealer shakes his head and says, “Look at that S car go…”

What a great humanitarian he is

My spouse entrusted me with dropping off our ballots. A lot of responsibility, but I came through. 💪😅 🗳️✅🇺🇸

Oh my god we need to get this money out of politics. Its truly no wonder our politicians aren’t listening to us or putting our best interests first…

Every question from now on should be whether he supports child r*pe. Every. One.

TGIF!

What is beautiful? Why is it beautiful to you? Who is the audience? What effect do you want it to have? Also why does success look like your female colleagues running a lint roller over you? Questions to ponder.

Local news in the hotel lobby on mute but the chiron says "Bronx food bank to close after owner arrested by ICE" and idk if there's a more succinct picture of this administration than that

If we want the US to be less racist? Then we need to address racism. We can't just do nothing and hope the problem kind of goes away by itself.🤡

Musk would do this through those f*cking Trump Accounts they opened in every child's name without parental consent. I HATE these SO much. Parents cannot close the accounts. Parents cannot reject donations to the accounts. And we must hold on to donations for at least 5 years. I'm a state lawmaker.

If you fear that compassion will take you further from teaching of the prophet instead of closer... you've missed the point of the teaching Compassion is the point

Dude thought he had a flawless gotcha and he ran into a rhetorical woodchipper

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like. (I couldn't stop at one…)

Democrats and white liberals constantly treat Southern Black voters fighting and overcoming voter suppression as some sort of Aaron Sorkin-esque inspiration porn

Being John Malkovich For Tax Purposes

I’m a vegetarian and I approve this message. 😂

Hey now

There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!

So the next time someone who is not an expert in the field concerned loses their mind over some supposedly revolutionary finding…bear this in mind. Whether this has to do with AI or not, it’s just a good rule of thumb. Don’t be someone else’s hype man if you don’t understand what you’re hyping.

The law, in its majestic equality, allows the rich and poor alike to spend billions of dollars on elections…

Election ads

It's a bit harder to find good scans of British computer magazines from the 80s and 90s, which is a shame because, well, just look for yourself: buttondown.com/suchbadtecha... #retrocomputing #vintagecomputing

Our newsletter for students from underrepresented groups is out! 💼 Mathematica, Medtronic, Roblox and many more are hiring 📆 Global Hack Week: Hacktoberfest is coming up ⭐️ Applications are open for the Science Ambassador Scholarship ➡ buff.ly/7q58ckK #DiversifyTech

dunno, maybe humans shouldn't volunteer to be training data for the terminator manufacturer

You know this is my third or fourth go around with this kind of technological innovation for consumers and citizens. And a lot of it is the same. Same pattern of exaggerated benefits, underestimated challenges. What’s new this time is the sector isn’t even pretending to care about the consumer.

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

Us after we build too many data centers

I think what's driving the poor AI marketing is two fold both caused by the culture that has developed in SV 1. The tech industry is dry on hyper growth idea after years of building investor expectations of hyper growth. So they are desperate. 2. Tech investors and leaders are weird af.

ID those #YachtRock songs with Is It Yacht Rock?! isityachtrock.com

Get ready #DWTS fans. Yacht Rock is on the dock! ew.com/dancing-with...

If you have more empathy for the box of blinky lights than you do for, say, trans people or refugees, you are frankly a bad person

In my mind, I am imagining a particular shade, a certain specific color, an ineffable hue. If, by chance, you come to me draped in a robe, your garment dyed with a pigment that matches _precisely_ the tint I have imagined, then —only then!— will you be hired. I pray fortune finds you worthy.

It’s all just so…embarrassing. It’s as if they’re determined to find out just how cringe the government of a global superpower can be. #StupidestTimeline

every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world