Second Beer Run

Ladies and gentlemen, the TOOTBLAN World Series.

They gave the Google Maps voice vocal fry. Why?

Nightfall refresh is live. Who’s afraid of the dark?

Wow, Brewers, big walk-off.

John Middleton if you read this please know, Dave Dombroski, Kevin Long and Trea Turner will not be bringing your fucking trophy back.

Man, I don't care how big Trea Turner's contract is. Get this dork off the roster.

This bullpen is cooked.

Nola truly is back.

If I was on the Phillies I would just simply not commit a TOOTBLAN.

Post season tickets secured. Don't let me down, bozos.

Most home runs in first 5 seasons with a team:  Babe Ruth, NYY: 235 Kyle Schwarber, PHI: 229 Mark McGwire, STL: 220 Ralph Kiner, PIT: 215 Alex Rodriguez, NYY: 208 David Ortiz, BOS: 208 Albert Pujols, STL: 201

No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield

Sources are saying: Chase Utley.

Yo, why the Phillies rubbin' they nips?

“you stand here that I would not die alone again.” God I LOVED Edge of Fate with my entire heart and soul. Everything about it was just so damn good, but LODI?? @alisontheperson.bsky.social @brianvillalobos.bsky.social are you KIDDING ME?? 😭😭 I will NEVER stop loving you #Destiny2 🫶🏻🥹

I love em, but my god, ghost peppers are no joke. I AM SWEATING.

Lol, the Mets.

May this music accompany you into the future, wherever in the stars your destiny takes you. - The Bungie Audio Team. 🎵 bung.ie/mot_ost

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND VOTE FOR BRANDON MARSH! ⭐ 🗳️ http://Phillies.com/AllStar

I'm gonna go roll a joint and be mad at the Phillies.

Phillies, please. Score runs.

Mr. Bandon Marsh.

Making the playoffs 8 out of 9 seasons is something to celebrate, that’s not lost on me but, 76ers, you’re hurting me.

Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic https://theonion.com/terrified-adolis-garcia-wondering-if-anyone-else-can-see-phillie-phanatic/

An honest review of Marathon, by Bungie. Imagine yourself roaming through a hostile alien world, packed with teams of roving, murderous treasure hunters. These kind murderers will assist you on your quest to be violently turned into a duffle bag. It's fun, 9/10

wheeeeeee!

Phillies should default to bunting. Put the bat in the zone, hope for luck.

Didn't have the H. Upmann Vintage Cameroon and Yuengling Flight, being an A tier pairing, but here we are. Do recommend.

Vanimal sighting. THE Vance Worley.

KYLE!

I am really digging Marathon. It takes a bit to get into the loop, but vendor contracts are the crux. The aesthetics are unique, atmospheric and create a calm yet creepy vibe. Tau Ceti feels oppressive and deadly. The menu/UI is heavy though. Not a lot of visual separation within the iconography.

I have a cold beer, and I'm watching Phillies baseball. I just watched USA Men's Hockey win gold at the Winter Olympics. There is a historic blizzard looming and the snow has started falling. But I have a cold beer and I'm watching Phillies baseball. 🤷

Golden hockey for Team USA. Suck it leafs (gg's though).

Rob Thomson: I’m taking you out Nick Castellanos:

The Superbowl Half-Time Show would be a perfect time to announce, Half-Life 3. Don't let me down, Bad Bunny.

Let’s goooooo 🎉 You can check these every day on Baseball Savant 🙌

Italian Wedding is an S-tier soup.

Gandalf

Bonds and ARod emailing every baseball writer with a Hall or Fame vote, asking them to click on the video labeled “Max Kepler 2025 Highlights”

REALMUTO: Have the Phillies agreed to my terms yet? AGENT: Well, not exactly REALMUTO; A counter offer at least? AGENT:They’re actually meeting with someone else REALMUTO: Another catcher? AGENT: Worse. A player from Canada REALMUTO: NOOOOOOO

Five of swords

Hail to the King

Alice's Restaurant on 93.3 WMMR. Years old tradition. R.I.P, Pierre. Happy Thanksgiving.

Universal Basic Guys on Fox, was made for the six guys from Pennsauken, NJ that have been faking Delco accents for their entire lives.

NFL football is the dumbest sport on the planet. No amount of pageantry or analytics will change my mind. Pure idiocy and cope to fill the gaps.