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Friday funny. This’ll give you the measure of my sense of humour, because every time I look at this, I laugh my head off 😂

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I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.

Shocking but unsurprising

@herring1967.bsky.social based on your experience is the primary purpose of these bath mats to soak up semen

Where’s the uproar from the conservative Christians?

I didn’t realise tampons came in different flavours. Apple, lemon and cherry. Yum.

🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: TWO Australian Scientists, Stacey Edwards & Juliet French, Have Discovered Cancer-Fighting RNA Molecules That Could Lead to a New Generation of Breast Cancer Treatments

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We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name to @goodlawproject.org’s letter: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1

Rod liddle died 6 days ago and I’ve seen it mentioned anywhere. I wonder why (aside, I don’t wonder why. It code he was an utter shit). And no he’s not the guy behind Lidl supermarket.

The F5 must be the weakest finisher ever if oba femi can just get up straight after

People complaining that mayors will be given a cut of income tax need to remember that one of the worst acts of austerity was to cut local authorities funding by about 30%. I don’t know if the mayors are the right people to control the money but more money in communities should be a good thing

Tried to find a gif of Bill Oddie on WhatsApp. Didn’t have one but it offered me a gif of Bill Cosby. What’s wrong with this world

@herring1967.bsky.social if you stood for election as an MP would you stand as Me 1 or Me 2?

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com Hi Martin just seen this advert on the London Ecomonic website. Pretty sure that’s ai slop pretending to be you doing something shocking “last Night” on good morning Britain. Thought you might want to know

@herring1967.bsky.social so sorry to read about your diagnosis but it’s a relief to know that it’s manageable, I hope the treatment itself isn’t too horrible

Katie Lam MP said on BBC Radio 4 that welfare payments now exceed income tax receipts for the “first time ever”. That’s not true. Welfare has been higher than income tax for more than a decade.

Jamie Raskin looked visibly shaken after reviewing the unredacted Epstein files: "Trump's name is all over these files. You will see references to... 17-year-old girls, 16-year-old girls, 14-year-old girls, 11-year-old girls, 10-year-old girls, and I saw a reference today to a 9-year-old girl."

@herring1967.bsky.social have you ever been in the unbelievable truth? I can’t remember you being on it but you seem like an ideal panelist

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Incrementalism - Pushing the Envelope - Pedolf Testing the Boundaries to See What He Can Away With. But Then Hey Presto You Wake Up in a De Facto Authoritarian Fascist State

@herring1967.bsky.social in response to your new emergency question the worst thing I have ever found in a public toilet is a queue fat blokes waiting for their turn to be wanked off by a strangers hand under the partition between toilets. Middle of the day at one of the big Manchester services

@herring1967.bsky.social I re-watched Histors Eye last night and there is actual footage of the inside of someone’s colon in the UFO episode. How did you get that approved for 12:30 on a Sunday???

I’m seeing reports that American broadcast networks are blocking Al Jazeera news channels.

44 mins into predator badlands and wtf has it got such good reviews. It’s like predator got triple teamed by the Star Wars prequels and no one knows who the dad is but it don’t look much like the mum

ICEholes targeting immigrants

Americans saying that Denmark has no right to Greenland must mean that because the danish ancestors didn’t commit genocide against the indigenous population like the ancestors of white Americans did to claim ownership

I’m going to have start boycotting American products soon aren’t I? How will explain to my son that there’s no more nextflix, Disney or prime. And that we have to postage and packaging on every delivery?

So Trump won’t spend money on health care to support people with their fentanyl addiction but he will spend money on invading another country????

European countries should threaten to pull out of the World Cup unless Trump gives up on Greenland. Hit him where it hurts him. Money and Ego

Just watched ghostbusters frozen empire. The post credit scene should have been the possessor spirit stealing the lorry from duel

Happy Yule and welcome to the returning sun

The events in Australia are so sad and my thoughts are with all the victims. I’d like wish and hope that other Jewish people and families still have a happy Hanukkah this year

I just learned that @mrjamesob.bsky.social has been awarded the global peace prize for his contribution to ending colonists around the world. As a fan of James I know he has worked tirelessly for this in the face of adversity and fully deserves it without scrutiny.

Pornography company fined £1million by Ofcom over failings over age checks This should help plug a hole

“Christopher Harborne donated £9m to Nigel Farage's party on 1 August 2025. Businessman Mr Harborne is based in Thailand and has previously donated millions to Reform in 2019, when it was known as the Brexit Party.” Immigrants funding anti immigrant political parties. Boggles the mind