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In a world where fewer and fewer people concern themselves with the plight of others, the loss of Rob Reiner, who cared deeply about humanitarian causes, feels that much more devastating. RIP: 1947-1925. [Selfie: July 2022, NYC]

Race car beds are wasted on children who are notoriously slow

#FallFoliage on this morning's walk 🍁

[caught sneaking spaghetti into a movie theater] It’s OK, I have a medical marinara card.

“I am an immigrant.” “Get the hell out.” @mehdirhasan.bsky.social triggered this Jubilee participant so hard that his racism jumped right out onto the table.

“Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh!”😆

McGovern: "So I say to my Republican colleagues -- what's wrong with you people? In this bill you provide a $2 billion tax break for gun silencers, but you cut SNAP benefits for vulnerable families. Jesus Christ!"

We all need a place where we feel safe… Goodnight everybody. Sweet dreams.

Just a reminder that there are no rules anymore and nothing matters. We’re going trick or treating tonight then watching a Muppet Christmas Carol and having spaghetti and margaritas so it’s whatever

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

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The U.S. Senate is currently considering a budget reconciliation bill that quietly includes language that could devastate our public lands. It would: - Make over 250 million acres of public land eligible for sale - Mandate the sale of at least 2 million acres of Forest Service and BLM land

We are facing a serious threat to democracy, law, and liberty. The abuse of prosecutorial power to intimidate, investigate, and detain political opponents is upon us. It is a constitutional crisis. I will keep speaking out until public outrage overflows. I just hope it’s not too little, too late.

It’s time

And Jesus is saying...

Don’t use the words “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery

That first sip of fresh coffee in the morning:

The true Truth Social. #blacksky

I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation

Sen. Jim Banks told a laid off U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) employee who approached him that they “probably deserved it” and they “seem like a clown.”

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

We have each other. We are the Resistance now. All of us.

The co-president says speaking against Putin’s interests is akin to treason. So I guess that’s where we are now.

Newspapers in the UK now referring to it as the “Fight House.”

Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.

The USA gives Israel way more money than Ukraine but Donald Trump daren't say a thing to Benjamin Netanyahu.

Get this shit going y'all. Cut and paste. In light of our country's current trajectory, I, ___________, hereby confirm that I will never jump and/or fall out of a window. Any such incident should be immediately viewed as some fascist bullshit and whatnot.

“I had a very stern conversation with the Tate brothers, and I believe they’ve learned their lesson.” - Susan Collins

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊

Obama knew