Steven BOOps

Who called it “AI slop pics of restaurant food” and not “Google Meats”?

Holy shit.

If republicans are allowed to assume every black worker was hired because of DEI then I’m allowed to assume every FBI agent sucked off a dog.

JK Rowling so bigoted that she only uses Equifax

Everyone scrambles to change their go-to pneumonic device to "HAMES".

Lol Lindsey Graham dead as hell

Fuuuuuuuuuck you!

Wow she isn’t aging well at all!

@bencollins.bsky.social my kids (13 and 11) are obsessed with The Onion, reading every print edition cover to cover the day it arrives. They decided to do their own satirical paper, called The Garlic. Here is a sample.

Strip Law episode 8 holy shit. @hellocullen.bsky.social you beautiful bastard.

Rick Steves continues to rule.

If we're so gung-ho on a ground invasion of Iran, can't we just send all the ICE dinguses over there? Seems like they have more equipment than the Marines and we are wasting all of that money paying them each $200k to stand at airports playing Candy Crush.

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Adventures in closed captioning

Doink!

Top of the charts at my house today

The person that invented wrapping paper with grid lines on the back should win the next FIFA peace prize.

Vaxxed?

"Turkey Pardon"? What, is Drumpf going to pardon his damn self? Because he's the biggest turkey I know!

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

Some of the dumbest articles in history have been written about LLMs, but this may very well be the dumbest. College is not simply four years of learning facts, yeesh.

what is even going on here tell me what is even going on

relax this is just so ben shapiro can kiss the flag

The Department of [Losing] War[s]

♫ ♫ doggy in a stroller, I know, I know, it’s seriouuuuus ♫ ♫

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

Apple invented diarrhea?

If you have a job where you wear a shirt with your name on the back (eg pro athlete), you’re a god. But if you have a job where you wear a shirt with your name on the front (eg sandwich artist), you’re a piece of shit. Makes u think.

This is so funny and ex-spouse-y. Trump has all the money in the world, why would he “sell” it? It’s like me taking the time to sell a pair of socks that don’t fit.

today

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

More like “BADman”!

Working on a big car project with lots of tasks I’ve never done before. “Lion Rumpus” by @mogwai.scot has been my “victory” track when I succeed at something.

The racist N word lady who's back in the spotlight thanks to Piers Morgan actually got pranked last year so badly by Not Even A Show that she stopped posting for awhile