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It only took until March 8th for me to have the familiar feeling of anxiety and unease about the upcoming Mariner’s season. Hello darkness, my old friend. 🤣🤣😳

Today’s mail contained a couple autographed baseball cards.

Such a great game to be at. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

South Hill Turkey Gang outside my house.

I have never believed the NBA when they said they were returning to Seattle. I won’t until the first game tips off. Fuck David Stern. Fuck Adam Silver.

It’s great to know I make just as bad of fantasy football decisions as I do fantasy baseball decisions.

Rudy the boxer knows this one is the weak link and will share things. Thankfully you can’t see Rudy actively drooling the whole time.

I benched Drake Maye this week in fantasy so Patriot fans should thank me. I be here waiting. No hurries.

Still life with dogs.

The White Sox got Castillo tonight his hair and then made the playoffs and won a series. Did we have it wrong the whole time???

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

That felt better than the Hawks loss hurt. 🤩

Pass Interference?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

“No one has thrown more pick sixes than Stafford. That was his 33rd.” - Mike Tirico Hee hee hee hee.

Being in California was great because people actually pass in the left lane instead of picking their butts and smelling their fingers. Like here in Washington.

Landed!! I missed you Seattle. Can’t wait to: 1) Snuggle the dogs and cats. 2) Sleep in my own bed. 3) Do Laundry (I’m weird, deal) Oh yeah, Seahawks play tomorrow. 😍

How can you not be romantic about baseball.

Dear San Diego, So long, and thanks for all the fish. -Sam

I think this sums up the 2026 Mariners for me also and I can’t wait for this season to be over.

Petco had AWESOME display messaging. Loved the way they helped present the on field action. And no fish races. No hydroplaning. I didn’t miss them.

Night lights at Petco. Padres getting stomped aside it is a wonderful experience. Fans were passionate. Stadium was packed. San Diego I loved this trip. Can’t wait to see you again.

I really like this park.

Headed to Petco for tonight’s Padres/DBacks game. Spent the morning in Old Town.

Last night in San Diego. Hillcrest was great. Too busy looking around to get pics.

Weeds had to be better than a good third of this list. The erasure of that show and the fact Nancy brought an iced coffee with her everywhere including interviews demonstrates how timeless it really was.

I guess that’s why.

Why is JRod still at 1st? That should be Robles. Dan you had a front row seat to his at bat. Why did I turn on the game?

This is the way! Embrace your fans!! Pete Alonso putting in work makes the heart happy. Also remove gambling as much as possible from sports so players CAN embrace their fans.

This thread! 🫨🫨🫨

The cowboy hat.

Sammie’s (sam selfies) at the Farmer’s Market in little Italy. I got a custom cowboy hat because: 1) I wanted to. 2) I have a serious Mariners problem. 3)You cant stop me. You can only hope to contain me.

Wednesday morning! The week is going fast. Farmers Market this morning and Catamaran cruise this afternoon.

All it takes is a great conversation with a friend to get fired up and fill the soul.

Me: I'm going to feel like an ass when I look this up and it doesn't actually OH MY GOD. www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_R...

Perspective is a bitch. You simply don’t know what someone is going through in any moment, in any season of their life, or as a lifetime struggle. I’m a cheerleader by nature. If you need applause, a shoulder, an ear, and/or a hand, I’m here.

San Diego Zoo with the family.

Day two in San Diego. Carpe Diem!!

The family at the Vrbo all living their best lives.

Evidently it was NOT on the menu.

San Diego is NOT Washington.

This is not Washington.

So the Seahawks have two superior home stadiums?

Sam in first class headed to San Diego for much needed rest and a reset.

Kade Anderson became the youngest LHP to throw 7.0+ scoreless IP with no walks in an outing since Madison Bumgarner for the Giants on Sept. 27, 2011. Both were against … the Rockies! 🏔️🏔️🏔️ #TheMayerGWS

My son in law called an aquarium a “water zoo” and I can’t undo that in my brain.

DO THE RIGHT THING ROG. Mina is objectively correct.

I was told the Seahawks offensive coordinator was going to be a problem this offseason. He seems like he is doing ok so far.

The Seahawks look so happy right now. They deserve it.

I really dislike the Cardinals AI looking jerseys.

Delay of game isn’t a thing anymore in the NFL evidently.

In Woodinville at the Homeward Pet event. Come say hello and see some fun vendors and commiserate about the Mariners season.